Kagi *rips*! Happy fastmail convert here

Standing armed and ready to loiter
This pirate boy knew he annoyed her
But despite all mom's groans
His flag's skull and crossbones
Were what she'd *promised* to embroider

I'll draw ghosts, mummies, vampires, weird fish
Simply whisper what creature you wish
But! Your eldest child's spirit
Will be trapped in there near it
That's the price of my spooky commish

Rippling's ad makes sense to me. Software as a Service (SaaS) (as opposed to software you install yourself) is a term that people who do corporate software purchases would know.
Bad pun and crap visual, but it's coherent in that context: "Ripping is a good SaaS app and using it won't make you sad"

I just visited Mister Landlord Dot Com and instinctively closed the tab the instant it loaded because it felt like a This Domain Is Parked page

See also: xkcd.com/1732/

I've heard "firm” consistently used by folks within a large PE, uh, firm. I thought maybe it was just a finance thing.

Lobes? I also like nubs.

Why be unnecessarily rude like this to someone asking this kind of question? "When the gasoline car came out, yes" would've worked, yeah? Sorry if you're in a bad mood or something, been there, it's just that the phrasing would seem very weird IRL to anyone except a close friend in a jokey moment.

"So there's this committee, see, made up of mothers-in-law, who manage all neighborhood device configurations, and they've got a parental lock on yours, sorry bud. I could ask about an exception at the next CAB meeting but that's not for a couple weeks. Did you even read the HOA contract?"

Watching food arrive / after the food arrives