I love it when my reminders make no fucking sense

this is how I've been for the past 9 months

me sowing: YAAAYYY!!!

me reaping:

once I told my mom I went to watch a movie and she asked with who I went with and I said no one and just looked at me weird and asked "why?" and she basically just did this to me:

All questions are multiple choice actually

look what the british did to this poor dog

i love this image so much I wish bald people were real