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I’m Enzy
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SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME
We are sitting around our kitchen table refreshing the Reddit thread for the game awards instead of watching it
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I got the thumbs up of approval
My boss called my cabling work “fairly middling” well bye
December 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Accidentally said “oh well I guess I’ll just die then” at work and someone in a nearby cubicle laughed
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Why would they say this
December 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
not enough of you have seen him
December 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
December 10, 2025 at 6:40 AM
have you seen her
December 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Explaining to a trans girl the Horrors of Gynecology and medicine for women
December 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Hes so brave.... but so scrungly...
December 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Water your tree.
December 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Water your tree.
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
we tried to take the dogs out this morning and opened our side door to reveal the roofers have completely blocked it off
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I’ve said this before but one of the main things keeping me from inviting people over is that I would have to put my pompompurins in the closet
December 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The 85C bakery is so good. They had a deal where if u spent $30 u got a mug for $1.50 more and we had 10 items and were like “surely this is $30” it was $23
December 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Since it is the season of giving, we wanted to start a Wandering Bard Giveaway!

Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour!

Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter!

Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET!
Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My boss called my cabling work “fairly middling” well bye
December 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
we went from like zero planet fitnesses in our state to seven thousand. can’t walk 2 feet without tripping over a cheaply priced gym now
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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ok thanks i guess
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
In Animal Crossing there’s a horse named Elmer and I think that’s extremely fucked up
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I forgot to turn the living room light on and now Snowy’s cozy sleeping next to me so im just hanging out in the dark
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
COOPER PEED OUTSIDE
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Every time I leave a comment on ao3 I am forcibly reminded that my icon is a minion blowing raspberries
December 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Unfortunately entered my Kingdom Come Deliverance era where I want to see Czech war hero Jan Zizka railed by men half his age
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM