Eo7 Media
@eo7media.bsky.social
🏳️🌈💙 Badass creatives who loathe cookie-cutter corporate marketing as much as you do. Our diabolical mission is to break the mold + make people actually feel. So, what we gonna do today, Eo7? Same thing we do everyday, help badass brands make badass content!
Just learned our coffee budget for the month is twice our marketing budget. This explains both our productivity and our priorities.
January 7, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Just learned our coffee budget for the month is twice our marketing budget. This explains both our productivity and our priorities.
Big announcement: We’re hosting a workshop on “How to Make Your Brand Cooler.” Step one: hire us. Step two: refer to step one.
January 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Big announcement: We’re hosting a workshop on “How to Make Your Brand Cooler.” Step one: hire us. Step two: refer to step one.
The team has decided that all creative meetings will now begin with interpretive dance. Please dress accordingly.
January 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
The team has decided that all creative meetings will now begin with interpretive dance. Please dress accordingly.
Engagement is a two-way street. If your social feed is all “look at me,” don’t be surprised when nobody does. Pro tip - they have these things called mirrors …
January 4, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Engagement is a two-way street. If your social feed is all “look at me,” don’t be surprised when nobody does. Pro tip - they have these things called mirrors …
Fun fact: Posting every day isn’t a strategy. Posting something worth reading is.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Fun fact: Posting every day isn’t a strategy. Posting something worth reading is.
The intern scheduled posts for 2026. We appreciate the optimism but not the memes about hoverboards.
January 2, 2026 at 2:01 PM
The intern scheduled posts for 2026. We appreciate the optimism but not the memes about hoverboards.
We just spent two hours arguing about whether a brand’s tagline should be “For Every Occasion” or “For Your Every Occasion.” Someone cried, someone left the room, and someone ordered pizza. The voting starts next week.
January 1, 2026 at 2:30 PM
We just spent two hours arguing about whether a brand’s tagline should be “For Every Occasion” or “For Your Every Occasion.” Someone cried, someone left the room, and someone ordered pizza. The voting starts next week.
We’ve decided every brand video should feature a plot twist. Today’s test shoot ended with the product turning into a robot and running offscreen. We’re not sure if it’s on-brand for the bagel company, but it’s definitely unforgettable.
December 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
We’ve decided every brand video should feature a plot twist. Today’s test shoot ended with the product turning into a robot and running offscreen. We’re not sure if it’s on-brand for the bagel company, but it’s definitely unforgettable.
The office whiteboard now says, “No idea is too ridiculous,” and the first pitch of the day was a brand partnership with otters. Not for any particular reason—just otters. The vibes are immaculate today/
December 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The office whiteboard now says, “No idea is too ridiculous,” and the first pitch of the day was a brand partnership with otters. Not for any particular reason—just otters. The vibes are immaculate today/
The team spent four hours debating whether your product video needed more “emotion.” Someone suggested adding a single tear rolling down the side of the box. It’s bold, it’s heartbreaking, and it’s somehow too on-the-nose. We’re trying again tomorrow.
December 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The team spent four hours debating whether your product video needed more “emotion.” Someone suggested adding a single tear rolling down the side of the box. It’s bold, it’s heartbreaking, and it’s somehow too on-the-nose. We’re trying again tomorrow.
Our biggest debate this week: Can a brand be both “elevated” and “quirky?” The answer is yes, but only if your mascot is wearing a top hat.
December 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Our biggest debate this week: Can a brand be both “elevated” and “quirky?” The answer is yes, but only if your mascot is wearing a top hat.
Breaking: Our team is launching a “Post-Meeting Pizza Policy.” All feedback will now be delivered over pepperoni slices.
December 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Breaking: Our team is launching a “Post-Meeting Pizza Policy.” All feedback will now be delivered over pepperoni slices.
We just spent three hours testing the optimal level of sparkle for your product video. Verdict: a lot.
December 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
We just spent three hours testing the optimal level of sparkle for your product video. Verdict: a lot.
If your bio still says “innovative solutions,” congrats, you’re as unique as a slice of white bread. Time for an update. Looking at you, Sara Lee.
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If your bio still says “innovative solutions,” congrats, you’re as unique as a slice of white bread. Time for an update. Looking at you, Sara Lee.
If you need multiple paragraphs or more than a couple seconds to explain what you do as a business, you don’t have a clear brand identity - you have a quickly growing therapy bill.
December 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If you need multiple paragraphs or more than a couple seconds to explain what you do as a business, you don’t have a clear brand identity - you have a quickly growing therapy bill.
Marketing hack: Rebranding doesn’t mean slapping a new font on your name. Unless that font is Helvetica. Helvetica fixes everything.
I’m looking at you, Comic Sans.
I’m looking at you, Comic Sans.
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Marketing hack: Rebranding doesn’t mean slapping a new font on your name. Unless that font is Helvetica. Helvetica fixes everything.
I’m looking at you, Comic Sans.
I’m looking at you, Comic Sans.
Fun fact: The Boba Fett Theory: having a “mystery” vibe is cool, but being unclear about what your company does is not. People love intrigue, but they also love knowing why they’re here.
December 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Fun fact: The Boba Fett Theory: having a “mystery” vibe is cool, but being unclear about what your company does is not. People love intrigue, but they also love knowing why they’re here.
Nothing says ‘I value our partnership’ like not opening a single email we’ve sent you since April. Just throwing it out there, Sharon.
December 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Nothing says ‘I value our partnership’ like not opening a single email we’ve sent you since April. Just throwing it out there, Sharon.
Every day, someone asks us to define what we do. Every day, we reply, “We make badass content for badass brands.” Every day, they ask, “But like, what content?” Please stop asking.
December 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Every day, someone asks us to define what we do. Every day, we reply, “We make badass content for badass brands.” Every day, they ask, “But like, what content?” Please stop asking.
If this post gets 10,000 likes, our social media manager said I can finally order guac without guilt during client lunches. Do it for the children… I’m the children.
December 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If this post gets 10,000 likes, our social media manager said I can finally order guac without guilt during client lunches. Do it for the children… I’m the children.
The social media intern's campaign pitch: “What if our posts were, like, alive?” Please send help. They’re pitching AI memes now.
December 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The social media intern's campaign pitch: “What if our posts were, like, alive?” Please send help. They’re pitching AI memes now.
Rex, our office manager, has added “Director of Chaos” to his title after an intense 3 AM zoomies session. He’s truly multi-faceted and inspirational.
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Rex, our office manager, has added “Director of Chaos” to his title after an intense 3 AM zoomies session. He’s truly multi-faceted and inspirational.
Every brand video should answer one question: “Why should anyone care?” Today’s answer involved a camera dolly, a smoke machine, and a very dramatic orange.
December 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Every brand video should answer one question: “Why should anyone care?” Today’s answer involved a camera dolly, a smoke machine, and a very dramatic orange.
We just spent 45 minutes debating if “content creator” is a cooler title than “digital sorcerer.” Results inconclusive.
December 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
We just spent 45 minutes debating if “content creator” is a cooler title than “digital sorcerer.” Results inconclusive.
Your product or service is amazing, but people won’t know that unless your marketing says more than, “It’s great!” Sell the story, not the thing.
December 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Your product or service is amazing, but people won’t know that unless your marketing says more than, “It’s great!” Sell the story, not the thing.