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@eobaltimore.bsky.social
I proofread to relax. I brake for trees. I root for the Orioles, nothing I can do about that.
Not any more.
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Or .. inflatable Mayor Koch? How’s he doin’?
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
“I am large. I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman
“You must be joking.” -Josh Barro
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I stand by what I wrote and what I recall. You may be in a position to advise @cato.org to raise its public profile on issues of law enforcement abuse, distracting folks from your founders’ mission of abolishing taxation and Social Security.
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
With a bonus: worst Photoshopped illustration.
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Blazing Saddles didn’t crack their top 50. The Producers is not even on this list. 🤬
Do you think some overburdened underpaid writer who doesn’t know from 20th century movies asked AI for help meeting their article deadline? Bc that’s what it reads like.
two men are standing next to each other and one is holding a piece of cloth
Alt: Gene Wilder and Zero Mostel acting in a movie that won’t impress Variety.
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
We need a Skeet Hall of Fame.
a man in a suit and bow tie holds his hand to his forehead in front of a chalkboard that says subject
Alt: Jack Black salutes this.
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Gr8 graphic, thx!
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Honestly can’t recall a time when cheerleaders of end-stage capitalism www.cato.org called out federal law enforcement.
Cato Institute
Promoting an American public policy based on individual liberty, limited government, free markets and peaceful international relations.
www.cato.org
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
One of the little 🐆 guys lost his place at the bar and isn’t getting any help claiming a teat. I had to turn away.
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I must disagree. Betting the dogs looked sad because they lived with Keith Olbermann.
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Shotgun wedding.
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I’ll show myself out.
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Also, when discussing Grok, an evergreen skeet.
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If you’re not free to go, the law doesn’t care if you call it arrest, detention, or a spa weekend.
“Arrest” is not a magic word. A detained person should be ready to ask, “Am I free to go?” of anyone holding them.
This government’s crimes against language feed its crimes against humanity.
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I found out this morning when I couldn’t connect to @atlasobscura.com. If they concentrate on fixing the nonpoisonous connections I’ll be happy.
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
📌
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
When a Nazi fights a Nazi, we don’t have to pick a Nazi. Let the circular firing squad work its magic.
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Men with wives who don’t have kids to feed or a job to sober up for on a Monday morning are Eric’s target demographic. Nothing new here 😐.
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM