Greg Knauss
eod.com
Greg Knauss
@eod.com
@[email protected], [email protected], formerly @gknauss on Twitter.
I left the West Valley 20 minutes ago, and it was sunny and in the mid-60s.

I just arrived at Travel Town to bike the River path, and it’s completely socked in and 10 degrees colder.

What the hell, man?
December 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
CAR! Huh! /
Good God, y'all /
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing /
Say it again
December 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM
There’s defiance of God’s will, and then there’s rubbing His nose in it.
December 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Mission accomplished!
December 11, 2025 at 11:09 AM
No! Bad Andy! No! [Swats you on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper, unless you’re into that, in which case I’m really conflicted.]
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Boy, I thought “masking tape” was going to go in _entirely_ different direction.
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
1) LLMs produce endless garbage.

2) Word-based filters no longer work.

3) Enlist LLMs to mute conceptually related concepts.

4) Die slowly inside.
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Get a room!
November 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Me, too!

@fireland.com You have been called to service.
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 AM
It’s a scandal is that evil is not usually a scandal.

And maybe evil, too.
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Though I am willing to hear out the New Yorker argument.
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
“Well, of course you think that. You’re far too good looking to understand the problems the rest of us have to deal with.”
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Sippey’s fault. He pointed me at 1989 and I’ve been deep in the bag ever since.
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 AM
This is “Opalite” erasure, and I will not stand for it.
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
At the Wiltern last night.
November 9, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Jesus, man. Feel better soon!
November 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“Turkeys have little face dicks” is the second most upsetting thing I learned today.
November 3, 2025 at 8:56 AM
My kid showed me this and said, “Blake Snell jump-scare at the beginning there.”
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Just for the record, “getting pegged” has multiple meanings…
November 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Counter-take: Baseball is good.
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Kenley Jansen used to do this, by just dropping the ball. He once had to do it twice because the umpire missed it.
October 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM