Slowgaffle
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It is going to be very awkward when it comes out that Citizen Lab has not been honest about some of their investigations. Anyone with a tiny bit of technical background and a careful eye can tell that their reports on Pegasus draw shockingly irresponsible conclusions.
techcrunch.com/2025/12/27/m...
techcrunch.com/2025/12/27/m...
Meet the team that hunts government spyware
For years, Access Now’s Digital Security Helpline has been aiding journalists and dissidents who have been targeted with government spyware. This is how they operate.
techcrunch.com
December 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
It is going to be very awkward when it comes out that Citizen Lab has not been honest about some of their investigations. Anyone with a tiny bit of technical background and a careful eye can tell that their reports on Pegasus draw shockingly irresponsible conclusions.
techcrunch.com/2025/12/27/m...
techcrunch.com/2025/12/27/m...
Can you believe our president is trying to make plans with the man sending these drones?
❗️Direct hit by "Shahed" at a public transport stop in Bila Tserkva, Kyiv region.
December 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Can you believe our president is trying to make plans with the man sending these drones?
Hot take: the Epstein list will turn out essentially to be the membership list of Council on Foreign Relations
December 27, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Hot take: the Epstein list will turn out essentially to be the membership list of Council on Foreign Relations
This article may be a bit unfair, I like to think America is actually waking up
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Cynical Exceptionalism, the Cargo Cult of Freedom
American Victims of Their Own Success
medium.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:46 AM
This article may be a bit unfair, I like to think America is actually waking up
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If you think that child rape will dissuade MAGA voters then you don’t understand how cults work.
December 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If you think that child rape will dissuade MAGA voters then you don’t understand how cults work.
I've been informed by MAGA that due to political preferences I must disclose the following: Previously, while I had been directed to apologize for being white, I must now rescind that apology as it is no longer needed.
December 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I've been informed by MAGA that due to political preferences I must disclose the following: Previously, while I had been directed to apologize for being white, I must now rescind that apology as it is no longer needed.
In this country we allow the wholesale upward transfer of wealth in exchange for a false sense of self-sufficiency and belonging.
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
In this country we allow the wholesale upward transfer of wealth in exchange for a false sense of self-sufficiency and belonging.
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Russian Colonel Gen Makarevich, who blew up Nova Kakhovka dam in Ukraine in 2023, has been sent to Venezuela to lead Russia’s military advisory mission there.
By blowing up the dam, he killed around 200 civilians.
As I mentioned, Russia managed to use DJT to push Maduro closer to them.
By blowing up the dam, he killed around 200 civilians.
As I mentioned, Russia managed to use DJT to push Maduro closer to them.
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Russian Colonel Gen Makarevich, who blew up Nova Kakhovka dam in Ukraine in 2023, has been sent to Venezuela to lead Russia’s military advisory mission there.
By blowing up the dam, he killed around 200 civilians.
As I mentioned, Russia managed to use DJT to push Maduro closer to them.
By blowing up the dam, he killed around 200 civilians.
As I mentioned, Russia managed to use DJT to push Maduro closer to them.
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Someone put this "blue plaque" on a London Tesla showroom to mark his becoming the world's first trillionaire. “World’s first trillionaire Elon Musk. Could have solved world hunger but funded fascists instead. Bellend.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Someone put this "blue plaque" on a London Tesla showroom to mark his becoming the world's first trillionaire. “World’s first trillionaire Elon Musk. Could have solved world hunger but funded fascists instead. Bellend.”
Always remember, MAGA is the party of torture, cynicism and hate. This is your president’s work. You are all responsible for this. You keep making excuses for him but the truth is, you’ve relinquished your moral duty to think for yourself. Snap out of it.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...
‘You Are All Terrorists’: Four Months in a Salvadoran Prison
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Always remember, MAGA is the party of torture, cynicism and hate. This is your president’s work. You are all responsible for this. You keep making excuses for him but the truth is, you’ve relinquished your moral duty to think for yourself. Snap out of it.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...
New game: regarding government business, swap out the word “security” for “burrito.”
Examples:
- Department of Homeland Burrito
- Homeland Burrito Investigations
- Burritos and Exchange Commission
- National Burrito Agency
- Transportation Burrito Administration
- Diplomatic Burrito Service
Examples:
- Department of Homeland Burrito
- Homeland Burrito Investigations
- Burritos and Exchange Commission
- National Burrito Agency
- Transportation Burrito Administration
- Diplomatic Burrito Service
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
New game: regarding government business, swap out the word “security” for “burrito.”
Examples:
- Department of Homeland Burrito
- Homeland Burrito Investigations
- Burritos and Exchange Commission
- National Burrito Agency
- Transportation Burrito Administration
- Diplomatic Burrito Service
Examples:
- Department of Homeland Burrito
- Homeland Burrito Investigations
- Burritos and Exchange Commission
- National Burrito Agency
- Transportation Burrito Administration
- Diplomatic Burrito Service
I keep hearing certain mistakes being made by both "sides". This is the truth:
1) Undocumented does not mean crossed the border illegally.
2) Being undocumented is not a crime, it is a civil violation.
3) Illegal immigrant does not mean criminal.
1) Undocumented does not mean crossed the border illegally.
2) Being undocumented is not a crime, it is a civil violation.
3) Illegal immigrant does not mean criminal.
October 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I keep hearing certain mistakes being made by both "sides". This is the truth:
1) Undocumented does not mean crossed the border illegally.
2) Being undocumented is not a crime, it is a civil violation.
3) Illegal immigrant does not mean criminal.
1) Undocumented does not mean crossed the border illegally.
2) Being undocumented is not a crime, it is a civil violation.
3) Illegal immigrant does not mean criminal.
MAGA wants their kids to be dumber than they are.
October 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
MAGA wants their kids to be dumber than they are.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but the CDC is being eviscerated right now. America is not going to have any kind of outbreak response capacity after tonight. Americans’ health data is no longer secure. Say goodbye to federal public health in any capacity. It’s a disaster. We won’t recover.
October 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the CDC is being eviscerated right now. America is not going to have any kind of outbreak response capacity after tonight. Americans’ health data is no longer secure. Say goodbye to federal public health in any capacity. It’s a disaster. We won’t recover.
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Everyone locked in a slow motion slap fight with dictionaries
October 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Everyone locked in a slow motion slap fight with dictionaries
There is evidence that Trump cheated 2024 and 2020. Also Hillary Clinton seems to have cheated in 2008.
Wow. It should get more attention that on most social media sites aside from X, the Trump White House is getting absolutely ripped to shreds over the shutdown. These Instagram comments are absolutely brutal for them.
October 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
There is evidence that Trump cheated 2024 and 2020. Also Hillary Clinton seems to have cheated in 2008.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABc4... this is the best explanation of how to use a bus-style compressor I’ve seen.
Advanced Techniques with Ableton Glue Compressor
YouTube video by Seed To Stage
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September 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABc4... this is the best explanation of how to use a bus-style compressor I’ve seen.
Trump stood in front of the United Nations and called them stupid.
September 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Trump stood in front of the United Nations and called them stupid.
Everyone should be mentally prepared for Trump to win the Nobel Peace prize. I know it sounds ridiculous, but he really has had a part in many peace negotiations. Just a heads up.
September 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Everyone should be mentally prepared for Trump to win the Nobel Peace prize. I know it sounds ridiculous, but he really has had a part in many peace negotiations. Just a heads up.
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@racketmn.com please investigate what is going on at holiday gas stations
Is this man trying to be mayor here? Can you be mayor of both flavortown and Minneapolis? Is Minneapolis now flavortown?
I’m confused. Help.
Is this man trying to be mayor here? Can you be mayor of both flavortown and Minneapolis? Is Minneapolis now flavortown?
I’m confused. Help.
September 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
@racketmn.com please investigate what is going on at holiday gas stations
Is this man trying to be mayor here? Can you be mayor of both flavortown and Minneapolis? Is Minneapolis now flavortown?
I’m confused. Help.
Is this man trying to be mayor here? Can you be mayor of both flavortown and Minneapolis? Is Minneapolis now flavortown?
I’m confused. Help.
Chuck Pfarrer explains how the staggering Russia's staggering losses this summer contrasts sharply with their inability to produce strategic or tactical success www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zKH...
Putin’s Summer Fiasco – 210,000 Casualties, Zero Gains
YouTube video by Kyiv Post
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September 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Chuck Pfarrer explains how the staggering Russia's staggering losses this summer contrasts sharply with their inability to produce strategic or tactical success www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zKH...
I want to hear republicans say this: "I don't care about which party the people implicated belong to, we need to release the Epstein files, support and protect the victims, and put an end to the trafficking."
September 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I want to hear republicans say this: "I don't care about which party the people implicated belong to, we need to release the Epstein files, support and protect the victims, and put an end to the trafficking."
Government corruption happens almost entirely in the open. It's too much work to keep secrets. Corruption happens because no one pays attention and officials just keep pushing the boundaries of what they can get away with without pushback. This is why resisting and protest are important.
September 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Government corruption happens almost entirely in the open. It's too much work to keep secrets. Corruption happens because no one pays attention and officials just keep pushing the boundaries of what they can get away with without pushback. This is why resisting and protest are important.