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Impulse, Ardent Sympathizer
@eotimpulse.bsky.social
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eotimpulse.bsky.social
Oh interesting, YouTube is also doing a wrap-up
YouTube top artists 1 The National 2 The Killers 3 Cheap Truck 4 Silversun Pickups 5 The Mountain Goats Cheap Truck Top 0.1% of viewers You watched 95 of their videos this year - that's dedication
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 AM
eotimpulse.bsky.social
Oloro got reconfigured into Ayli but otherwise they're all still here

(If I were still playing I'd probably split off the Golem pieces of Roon into Brenard but w/e)
The MTG card Roon of the Hidden Realm The MTG card Oloro, Ageless Ascetic The MTG card Nahiri, the Lithomancer The MTG card Alesha, Who Smiles at Death
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
eotimpulse.bsky.social
Just realized that Managorger Hydra is effectively immune to Heartless Act
The MTG card Managorger Hydra The MTG card Heartless Act
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
eotimpulse.bsky.social
This is one of the best out-of-context SMBC ever
The text "He came for all of us" on a gold plate
December 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
eotimpulse.bsky.social
Choose your fighter
Image showing the different families of brassica oleracea cultivars (cabbage, brussels sprouts, kohlrabi, kale, broccoli, and cauliflower) and the features selected for in their breeding
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
eotimpulse.bsky.social
Someone hack Matt Yglesias's printer and print this piece out over and over again
Your job, as a pundit or a public intellectual or a liberal, or just as a human being, isn’t to try and embody the national consensus. It is to say what you believe, and to fight for it. You can’t do anything more, and you shouldn’t do anything less. You do not get to draw “the line” for society. You absolutely get to draw it for yourself. If you are not willing to do that, you are abdicating one of your fundamental responsibilities and privileges as a thinking being. That is the one thing they can never take away from you.
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
eotimpulse.bsky.social
The SWU card Jedi Sentinel, which depicts a Togruta Jedi wielding a yellow lightsaber
December 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
eotimpulse.bsky.social
Map chat dropping very silly GW2 puns

(Yes, I'm playing everything tonight)
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 AM
eotimpulse.bsky.social
I'm going to assume I was Elite Capping on this toon when I left her
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM
eotimpulse.bsky.social
A nice clean Blue win
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 AM
eotimpulse.bsky.social
Kinda surprised I lost this one. Probably the highest combined score I've seen in this game.
A finished game of Roll for the Galaxy. I have 50 points, my two CPU opponents each have 51 points. My build focused on Green.
December 4, 2025 at 6:02 AM
eotimpulse.bsky.social
Not a massive score but 15 each from Universal Peace Institute and Pan-Galactic League is quite impressive
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
eotimpulse.bsky.social
The traditional follow-up works very well here; "For the Emperor!" not so much
A fortune cookie fortune that reads: You will have a life-changing educational experience in the near future
December 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
eotimpulse.bsky.social
Screenshot of the Wikipedia page for the film Marathon Man "Why don't you just try acting?" Marathon Man is famous in acting circles for an often quoted exchange between Hoffman and Olivier concerning a perceived difference in their approaches to acting. In the usual telling of the story, Hoffman, a proponent of method acting, prepared for a scene in which his character had been awake for three days by doing the same himself. When he told this to Olivier, Olivier remarked, "My dear boy, why don't you just try acting?"[21] In an interview on Inside the Actors Studio, Hoffman said that this exchange had been distorted; that he had been up all night at a nightclub for personal rather than professional reasons, and Olivier, who was aware of this, was merely joking.
November 30, 2025 at 6:20 AM
eotimpulse.bsky.social
You will be visited by three spirits
MTG art by Igor Kieryluk, depicting Ugin Sorin, and Nahiri looking at the sealed away Eldrazi titans
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
eotimpulse.bsky.social
Windows XP error message "Task failed successfully."
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
eotimpulse.bsky.social
He would've still been in play
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
eotimpulse.bsky.social
I love the whole of this one by @hausofdecline.bsky.social but I'm considering getting a tattoo of just that last panel because it's so perfect

Honorable mention to the @florkofcows.bsky.social Mr Business arc
A Haus of Decline comic Panel 1 A man takes a hit from a blunt and says to the man next to him, "Michael, I think we might be cartoon characters." Panel 2 The second man responds, "Oh shit, better call Baudrillard" Panel 3 Jean Baudrillard, the French philosopher, answers a phone call with "Haha. No boys, from our perspective this is reality." Panel 4 The first man says "Well, that's a relief!" The second man follows up with "Thanks Jean" Panel 5 Baudrillard finishes the conversation, "No problem, boys. Au revoir." Panel 6 Baudrillard thinks to himself, "It is nice to be the real Jean Baudrillard" The final portrait that concludes the Mr Business arc. It depicts a furry in a black suit with a red tie, pink ears, and a pink and white tail. Banners above and below combine to read "The coolest man Who ever lived"
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
eotimpulse.bsky.social
This jerk
The MTG card Vohar, Vodalian Descrator
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
eotimpulse.bsky.social
I think about this whenever I see a Cubertruck
Tumblr post from the user vigilantsycamore, which reads: Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
eotimpulse.bsky.social
Could I get someone to edit the Wikipedia page for Johannes Kepler to make this section less horrifyingly ambiguous?
Screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Johannes Kepler that reads: In December 1595, Kepler was introduced to Barbara Müller, a 23-year-old widow (twice over) with a young daughter, Regina Lorenz, and he began courting her. Müller, an heiress to the estates of her late husbands, was also the daughter of a successful mill owner. Her father Jobst initially opposed a marriage. Even though Kepler had inherited his grandfather's nobility, Kepler's poverty made him an unacceptable match. Jobst relented after Kepler completed work on Mysterium, but the engagement nearly fell apart while Kepler was away tending to the details of publication. However, Protestant officials—who had helped set up the match—pressured the Müllers to honor their agreement. Barbara and Johannes were married on 27 April 1597.
November 15, 2025 at 8:54 AM
eotimpulse.bsky.social
There's also the sub-great bass recorder and the contrabass saxophone
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
eotimpulse.bsky.social
OK, here are two five drops
The MTG card Beguiler of Wills The SWU card Plo Koon, Koh-To-Yah!
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
eotimpulse.bsky.social
Man, you can really see where the Wikipedia editors' priorities lay here
The Wikipedia page for the actor Richard Brooks, which lists his Firefly appearance (a single episode) before his Law & Order role (3 seasons as a series lead)
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM