The reason we keep having presidents like Trump is because Ford pardoned Nixon. If he'd been tried, and let's face it, convicted of his crimes, politicians wouldn't be so eager to keep breaking the laws of our country.

In going to have to put “jackaloons” into regular rotation in my conversations.

I think you mean shnackles…

I need to hit more blunts. Which should be easy since my current count is zero.

OMG, that is my exact enthusiasm face, too!

If things like facts and evidence had any effect on these idiots Donald Trump wouldn't have won.

If you haven't listened to them yet, the Sandman (Neil Gaiman) audiobooks are worth listening to. Great voice acting and great storytelling. Although, full disclosure: I own, read, and love the graphic novels, so I might be biased. But in my opinion, they are awesome.