@ep0nym0us.bsky.social
*chef’s kiss*
(That initially autocorrected to “chef’s kids” due to a typo, which is almost as funny as it is creepily appropriate.)
(That initially autocorrected to “chef’s kids” due to a typo, which is almost as funny as it is creepily appropriate.)
February 12, 2026 at 5:43 PM
*chef’s kiss*
(That initially autocorrected to “chef’s kids” due to a typo, which is almost as funny as it is creepily appropriate.)
(That initially autocorrected to “chef’s kids” due to a typo, which is almost as funny as it is creepily appropriate.)
It’s fun to dream, but in no conceivable world with he ever see the inside of a jail cell.
He, more than anyone I can think of, has revealed just how different the legal system works when you’re rich and politically connected.
History may judge him, but the US legal system is his bitch.
He, more than anyone I can think of, has revealed just how different the legal system works when you’re rich and politically connected.
History may judge him, but the US legal system is his bitch.
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
It’s fun to dream, but in no conceivable world with he ever see the inside of a jail cell.
He, more than anyone I can think of, has revealed just how different the legal system works when you’re rich and politically connected.
History may judge him, but the US legal system is his bitch.
He, more than anyone I can think of, has revealed just how different the legal system works when you’re rich and politically connected.
History may judge him, but the US legal system is his bitch.
From time to time we need an exception to prove the rule.
I think this could be one of those times.
I think this could be one of those times.
February 12, 2026 at 5:12 AM
From time to time we need an exception to prove the rule.
I think this could be one of those times.
I think this could be one of those times.
100% agree. It's performative bullshit meant to distract their elderly white base from all the real economic pain barrelling towards them. I was just being snarky.
February 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
100% agree. It's performative bullshit meant to distract their elderly white base from all the real economic pain barrelling towards them. I was just being snarky.
Meanwhile, it's posted on YouTube and currently averaging over a million views an hour.
February 10, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Meanwhile, it's posted on YouTube and currently averaging over a million views an hour.
Could they not just ask Marco Rubio to tell them what they missed?
February 10, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Could they not just ask Marco Rubio to tell them what they missed?
So we'll be hearing about all the layoffs at Anthropic Real Soon Now(tm)?
And they'll pull most, if not all, of the over 100 software-engineer job postings they are advertising *today* on their web site?
Why do they need dozens of new programmers if the AI is writing "nearly 100%" of the code?
And they'll pull most, if not all, of the over 100 software-engineer job postings they are advertising *today* on their web site?
Why do they need dozens of new programmers if the AI is writing "nearly 100%" of the code?
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 PM
So we'll be hearing about all the layoffs at Anthropic Real Soon Now(tm)?
And they'll pull most, if not all, of the over 100 software-engineer job postings they are advertising *today* on their web site?
Why do they need dozens of new programmers if the AI is writing "nearly 100%" of the code?
And they'll pull most, if not all, of the over 100 software-engineer job postings they are advertising *today* on their web site?
Why do they need dozens of new programmers if the AI is writing "nearly 100%" of the code?
Copilot in all over my MS Office apps because my employer pays for it. There is no way for an individual user to turn it off. Shows real confidence in the value of their product.
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Copilot in all over my MS Office apps because my employer pays for it. There is no way for an individual user to turn it off. Shows real confidence in the value of their product.
I’ll save you the suspense.
They can’t.
They can’t.
February 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I’ll save you the suspense.
They can’t.
They can’t.
He was always a capitalist oligarch. The overlap is significant.
February 8, 2026 at 6:57 PM
He was always a capitalist oligarch. The overlap is significant.
But will you die romantically?
February 8, 2026 at 4:59 PM
But will you die romantically?
Take a page from your dog's playbook and don't let it get to you. People have their hobbyhorses that they feel compelled to rock. Smile warily and back away, is my advice.
February 8, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Take a page from your dog's playbook and don't let it get to you. People have their hobbyhorses that they feel compelled to rock. Smile warily and back away, is my advice.
Is this like the iceberg trying to shift blame onto the captain of the Titanic?
February 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Is this like the iceberg trying to shift blame onto the captain of the Titanic?
On the one hand, a complete crypto collapse would ruin a lot of lives. On the other hand, the entire sector is little more than a rounding error relative to the size of the whole economy, right?
"...and nothing of value was lost."
"...and nothing of value was lost."
February 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
On the one hand, a complete crypto collapse would ruin a lot of lives. On the other hand, the entire sector is little more than a rounding error relative to the size of the whole economy, right?
"...and nothing of value was lost."
"...and nothing of value was lost."
Yes.
There is a problem with my food dish.
The problem is that it is EMPTY.
Hop to it, slipperman.
There is a problem with my food dish.
The problem is that it is EMPTY.
Hop to it, slipperman.
February 4, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Yes.
There is a problem with my food dish.
The problem is that it is EMPTY.
Hop to it, slipperman.
There is a problem with my food dish.
The problem is that it is EMPTY.
Hop to it, slipperman.
You are much too kind.
February 4, 2026 at 9:25 PM
You are much too kind.
If these are fake don't tell me because I'm much, much happier imagining a world in which these are real.
February 4, 2026 at 8:15 PM
If these are fake don't tell me because I'm much, much happier imagining a world in which these are real.
Keep your acrid powder dry!
February 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Keep your acrid powder dry!
Of course you’re right. My reading skills are only slightly better than my math skills, which tells you everything you need to know.
February 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Of course you’re right. My reading skills are only slightly better than my math skills, which tells you everything you need to know.
I SAID WHAT I SAID.
(I know the idiom, just making a silly joke.)
(I know the idiom, just making a silly joke.)
February 1, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I SAID WHAT I SAID.
(I know the idiom, just making a silly joke.)
(I know the idiom, just making a silly joke.)
Ah, my good Catfish, but your calculation is deeply flawed.
You are not accounting for just how many, many fools there are.
You are not accounting for just how many, many fools there are.
February 1, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Ah, my good Catfish, but your calculation is deeply flawed.
You are not accounting for just how many, many fools there are.
You are not accounting for just how many, many fools there are.
I do not actually know that they used a real lawyer for their legal documents, and yet I *know* they used a real lawyer for their legal documents.
I suspect comparing this service to dogfood is actionable slander against the dog food industry.
I suspect comparing this service to dogfood is actionable slander against the dog food industry.
February 1, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I do not actually know that they used a real lawyer for their legal documents, and yet I *know* they used a real lawyer for their legal documents.
I suspect comparing this service to dogfood is actionable slander against the dog food industry.
I suspect comparing this service to dogfood is actionable slander against the dog food industry.
Q: what do you get when you multiply “fool for a client” by “fools and their money”?
A:
A:
February 1, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Q: what do you get when you multiply “fool for a client” by “fools and their money”?
A:
A:
Hint – when they drafted their lengthy T&C document you have to click through before the credit card transaction is finalized, they did NOT rely on an AI lawyer for the wording.
February 1, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Hint – when they drafted their lengthy T&C document you have to click through before the credit card transaction is finalized, they did NOT rely on an AI lawyer for the wording.
