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If he had helped people, his name would still have been spoken of with reverence a thousand years from now. Uncountable children and landmarks named after him. And still been filthy rich. But no, he decided it was more fun to be an UberCool Edgelord and play Nazi.
February 5, 2026 at 5:14 AM
If he had helped people, his name would still have been spoken of with reverence a thousand years from now. Uncountable children and landmarks named after him. And still been filthy rich. But no, he decided it was more fun to be an UberCool Edgelord and play Nazi.
The Onion had it right. Only thing they got wrong was the color (orange, not white). theonion.com/after-obama-...
After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016
Sources say the screaming orb might be the only potential candidate that would tap into Republicans’ deep-seated, seething fury after this election.
theonion.com
February 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM
The Onion had it right. Only thing they got wrong was the color (orange, not white). theonion.com/after-obama-...
Remember how much of an alternate reality a lot of them live in. Way too many think the US was a laughingstock under Obama and Biden and is now well-respected and admired under Trump. And think the citizens of Greenland and Canada are begging to join the US.
February 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Remember how much of an alternate reality a lot of them live in. Way too many think the US was a laughingstock under Obama and Biden and is now well-respected and admired under Trump. And think the citizens of Greenland and Canada are begging to join the US.
"You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common: they don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit the views, which can be uncomfortable...if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering" - Fourth Doctor (Doctor Who: The Face of Evil, 1977)
January 10, 2026 at 5:41 AM
"You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common: they don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit the views, which can be uncomfortable...if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering" - Fourth Doctor (Doctor Who: The Face of Evil, 1977)
And for years, the Ammosexuals will be citing this as a reason why gun gun control is a bad thing, because the shooters could have been taken down quicker if the guy had been armed. Never mind that having a mass shooting less than once per decade vastly outweighs stopping one a minute sooner.
December 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
And for years, the Ammosexuals will be citing this as a reason why gun gun control is a bad thing, because the shooters could have been taken down quicker if the guy had been armed. Never mind that having a mass shooting less than once per decade vastly outweighs stopping one a minute sooner.
Not that I doubt they have that opinion, but can anyone verify that this isn't AI generated?
September 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Not that I doubt they have that opinion, but can anyone verify that this isn't AI generated?
They want the poor to stay really poor. So when they toss a poor person a tiny and easily affordable amount they get fawning thanks because someone didn't have to eat out of a garbage bin for one meal.
August 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
They want the poor to stay really poor. So when they toss a poor person a tiny and easily affordable amount they get fawning thanks because someone didn't have to eat out of a garbage bin for one meal.
I have see it said that the whole reason "women's sports" ever became a thing was NOT so that women would have more chances to win, but so that no man would EVER have to worry about being beaten professionally by a woman. It was always about protecting men.
August 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I have see it said that the whole reason "women's sports" ever became a thing was NOT so that women would have more chances to win, but so that no man would EVER have to worry about being beaten professionally by a woman. It was always about protecting men.
Have a hard time thinking any serious money was put into this.
July 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Have a hard time thinking any serious money was put into this.
Loser 47 didn't manage to lower the price of eggs, but he DID manage to lower the price of most 401K's. Mission accomplished! /s
April 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Loser 47 didn't manage to lower the price of eggs, but he DID manage to lower the price of most 401K's. Mission accomplished! /s
First time I saw one in a parking garage, I thought it kinda looked like a detailed model train set with one piece from the next larger scale in it. The things are comicly oversized, besides looking silly.
April 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
First time I saw one in a parking garage, I thought it kinda looked like a detailed model train set with one piece from the next larger scale in it. The things are comicly oversized, besides looking silly.
Loser 47 and Muskiolini do not want the 'good manufacturing jobs' from the semi-mythical 50's back. They want the 'sweatshop' ones from the 1800's back. Think the pic of kid wearing greasy rags holding an oil can. Of course then need able-bodied Americans to be desperate enough to take those jobs.
April 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Loser 47 and Muskiolini do not want the 'good manufacturing jobs' from the semi-mythical 50's back. They want the 'sweatshop' ones from the 1800's back. Think the pic of kid wearing greasy rags holding an oil can. Of course then need able-bodied Americans to be desperate enough to take those jobs.