Danielle Steel Reserve
@ephitt.bsky.social
We ride at like early afternoon
in the last few days, any time i think oh i need a break, I should look at something on my phone, I just spy on my cats. best sm ever
January 7, 2026 at 4:37 PM
in the last few days, any time i think oh i need a break, I should look at something on my phone, I just spy on my cats. best sm ever
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[shoving yeats into a locker] how’s the gyre fuckass
December 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
[shoving yeats into a locker] how’s the gyre fuckass
i'm in a bad mood so I feel like saying something shitty. that is that people who post on threads are fucking morons. they weren't twitter people, so they aren't funny. they don't even know what this site is. They're FB people writ large. they make me worry for our future. just the dumbest takes
January 6, 2026 at 4:30 PM
i'm in a bad mood so I feel like saying something shitty. that is that people who post on threads are fucking morons. they weren't twitter people, so they aren't funny. they don't even know what this site is. They're FB people writ large. they make me worry for our future. just the dumbest takes
we're in a real big brother situation hyper-surveillance state here (I got a treat cam for xmas and can harass my cats all day long)
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
we're in a real big brother situation hyper-surveillance state here (I got a treat cam for xmas and can harass my cats all day long)
I said so Washington had good vibes huh. My stepdad said I think they called that charismatic. I said unfortunately they call that rizz.
January 3, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I said so Washington had good vibes huh. My stepdad said I think they called that charismatic. I said unfortunately they call that rizz.
I am ending this year and hopefully beginning the next with one of my favorite feelings: inbox zero. No emails in sight. It’s beautiful.
January 1, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I am ending this year and hopefully beginning the next with one of my favorite feelings: inbox zero. No emails in sight. It’s beautiful.
The wind is 25-35mph w/gusts to 60 which I forgot as I left the store yesterday w/a box full of stuff. The bagger had delicately placed the natural loofah I bought on top of the groceries & as I approached the car the wind comically swept my loofah into the road all I could do was yell MY SPONGE!
December 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The wind is 25-35mph w/gusts to 60 which I forgot as I left the store yesterday w/a box full of stuff. The bagger had delicately placed the natural loofah I bought on top of the groceries & as I approached the car the wind comically swept my loofah into the road all I could do was yell MY SPONGE!
My cat has attachment issues
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
My cat has attachment issues
Just for fun I woke up at 130 I’ve seen all the internet by now AMA
December 23, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Just for fun I woke up at 130 I’ve seen all the internet by now AMA
It’s all up from here guys, we made it. We did it.
December 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
It’s all up from here guys, we made it. We did it.
The Holiday Redux and jack black is edited out and Kate Winslet ends up with Arthur instead
December 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The Holiday Redux and jack black is edited out and Kate Winslet ends up with Arthur instead
Just wanted to jump over here and remind you guys I got run over by a reindeer in 2010
December 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Just wanted to jump over here and remind you guys I got run over by a reindeer in 2010
I am post food, food is stupid, who needs food, I’ll probably never eat food again
December 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I am post food, food is stupid, who needs food, I’ll probably never eat food again
as an avowed lover of lunch, not eating for stupid tests is absolutely the worst. fuck this! just take my word for it, I'm fine
December 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
as an avowed lover of lunch, not eating for stupid tests is absolutely the worst. fuck this! just take my word for it, I'm fine
The recycling center is Charlottesville writ large. Going there is almost enough to make me stop recycling (which I assume is fake anyways)
December 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The recycling center is Charlottesville writ large. Going there is almost enough to make me stop recycling (which I assume is fake anyways)
I would like Tim Kaine to resign.
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I would like Tim Kaine to resign.
The democrats can eat shit
December 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The democrats can eat shit
having a lot of pre-11am lunches these week, that's gotta mean something (I'm hungry)
December 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
having a lot of pre-11am lunches these week, that's gotta mean something (I'm hungry)
I got this $5 blanket at the spca store today, washed it, and put it on the couch, and it is obviously the best $5 I’ve spent in ages. The cats are obsessed with it
December 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I got this $5 blanket at the spca store today, washed it, and put it on the couch, and it is obviously the best $5 I’ve spent in ages. The cats are obsessed with it
What’s it like to think hmm yeah I’ll go to Duke, that place that every single person in the world hates?
December 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
What’s it like to think hmm yeah I’ll go to Duke, that place that every single person in the world hates?
I saw a truck the other day with a CLUTCH sticker that took up the right half of the tailgate and honestly, that was okay.
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I saw a truck the other day with a CLUTCH sticker that took up the right half of the tailgate and honestly, that was okay.
I was listening to orcutt shelley miller and then had to jump on the phone abruptly and got that super classic hold music and enjoyed it way harder than I should've until I remembered what I was listening to
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I was listening to orcutt shelley miller and then had to jump on the phone abruptly and got that super classic hold music and enjoyed it way harder than I should've until I remembered what I was listening to
