I'm giving you a fuckin swirlie the next time we meet, man. idk where it is. wedding, funeral, bat mitzvah

I'm really loathing the future I'm foreseeing where a majority of the written word has the same cadence and structure as those awful auto-generated YouTube summaries.

hasn't this been the case for a while? wasn't one of the initial forms of LLM backlash when ChatGPT2 or whatever was reliably spitting out paragraphs of... Stephen King novels I think?

isaac, like from the Bible, where none of these other words are found

(fun fact: I have no idea what IAAC is and "kubernetes" exists in the same part of my brain as like, faeries and bigsfoot)

kubernetes? IAAC? you hit your head there pretty hard, man. we gotta take care of these cables... drink this Bawls, all we gotta do today is get this Apache server live and then we can play Quake 3 Arena until someone calls for us

buns, even

I still don't follow, can you explain? I'm a tactile learner btw

he's deeply concerned, what more could you want

got the yips because I was told some of the people following me are mildly bluesky famous and fumbled my single-player action roguelite. life is a shambles. will enter the cool embrace of the chicago river come sunrise, unless I see a pretty rock, in which case it'll be fine

"dipshits" is a good catchall I think

they should give me money, too. maybe health insurance #insureme