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I’m feeling inadequate 😂

I’m not sure where I’m going to put my tinsel…
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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I’ll just leave this here

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September 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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August 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Chad Shiba represents ICQ, pointing out that it could send direct file transfers in 50 different chats on a 486 with 4mb ram using a 14400 baud modem, while Virgin Shiba represents MS Teams, apologising because it ran out of memory while loading your username
August 16, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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I thought I’d break my journey last night by having a snooze on the A1(M) thanks to some bellend deciding to drive his car into the back of an artic.

Home five hours later than planned, do not recommend especially on a motorbike.
Moody picture of a closed motorway. In the left is a police car, and the photograph is taken from ground level looking into the distance. Lines and barriers converge.
August 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Her sister from another mister sends her best
Spring spaniel sitting close to you
August 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Relevant cartoon
Line art drawing showing a house spider waiting for houses to be invented, by instagram user @emilyscartoons
June 23, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Did someone suggest SpanielPosting?
A spaniel looking over a laptop screen while her owner sh**tposts on the Orange Site.
June 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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In the worst timeline we would have had Alan Sugar, and then the biggest issue would have been the sudden proliferation of Amstrad EM2000s in every government office.

I mean it’s better than a Qatari 747…
The Amstrad EM2000, a corded landline phone with a screen on a stick and cursed keyboard below the telephone keypad
May 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM