it’s not just year i’ve felt this, but i legitimately dislike how most pride events are centered around alcohol, substances, and making the whole thing a concert. like where tf are sober spaces and chill community gatherings man cmon.

who let castaway diva be this good, i’m fuckin destroyed rn man

let me crash out real quick

it’s time for me to acknowledge how much of a menace i was in my ed era

sending ur kid to school with scallops for lunch (to microwave) is wild af

“if i puke now, i’ll be good, one & done you know what i mean”

coming back home from a trip after a week and being able to use a bidet again, is truly something else 😫😭

im never going to get over getting money from the ftc vs fortnite lawsuit

playing fortnite does pay off lmaoo

A thread of things my students hand me:

twitter drafts i never posted in no particular order:

“y’all know when ur vape gets stuck and you gotta suck it like a lil freak to unclog it”

so far this app basically just me throwing thoughts into the void and my one homie on here LOL

should i just post every twitter draft i never posted on here

having a supportive workplace is wild, it don’t feel real sometimes