That moment when there’s more than two fluffers and you have to decide whether it’s acceptable or not to give rubs with your foot.

And definitely don’t go to -insert ICE headquarters address- and report these sightings in person or do aaaaanything eeeeeelse.

Not gonna lie, at first I thought this was referring to the moon landing…..learning about this is considerably more depressing.

Damnit, Matty Dinny, what have you wrought into us?

Talk about “Shlocky toppy”

Not relaxing, but I’d recommend Lies of P. The game is great and the music is so pleasant.

Ugh, he looks like the ugliest Mimic.

At first I thought that was just a comically large burger. A burgong, if you will.

Now I’m just imagining TFS Alucard going “Oh yeah, back that ass up, baby girl, work it for the crowd!”

Me, reading a book about a man, his talking cat that uses magic, and their pet velociraptor blunder their way through a D&D-esque dungeon apocalypse: “Oh, and what a pleasure it is.”

I will henceforth be calling burlesque “stripping for nerds” and no one can fucking stop me.

This might be pretty funny, but man it’ll never not be weird to just see Bobby be an adult now.

Never have I wanted to see something in a B&N so much until I saw this.

What would they even write for one of those synopsis cards they put under newer or popular stuff?

My favorite is their one for Gideon the Ninth: “The gayest thing you’ll ever read”.

Please tell me this is teasing what I think it’s teasing.

Hehehehehe “birb”