People who listen to podcasts at 1.5 speed are so funny to me. Like congratulations on completely wasting time but doing it in the most efficient way possible, maybe you can find a way to eat skittles with the least amount of chewing

Schools: we need to ban cell phones.

Also schools: let’s adopt every edtech AI product hawked to us.

The whole purpose of a postmenopausal female is to lead a rebellion against a lingering empire.