Replace your useless CEO with AI. I hope you crash and burn so hard.

But Republicans kinda did?

Had this pegged as an Atlantic article before I even got past the first sentence. This magazine has become a collection of insidiously stupid takes from flaccid columnists.

I've never been more terrified of a little blob of pixels! Being chased by a Legendary crab is one of the most intense things I've ever experienced in a game.

The Atlantic has become a flaccid disgrace. This isn't a sudden shift, either. It's been a long, slow decline. Appeasing the Boomers, I guess... Only magazine audience left on the planet.

There needs to be a little more connective tissue here and there, but I really don't see what I didn't like about it the first time around.

I don't know, in America being close to the ocean is the only way to know that you're not trapped in MAGA hell.

It's both a PR move to try to humanize the Nazi and what Elon thinks is an assassination deterrent. Obviously the former is negated by the latter...

Paradox Interactive is NOTORIOUS for releasing a base game and then 50,000 DLCs.

*cough cough* Paradox *cough cough*

You were and still are my favorite person to serve recently in our government. You are a master communicator and a real hero. It's so refreshing to hear someone speak who projects such an air of intelligence.

And I'm SURE they'll just roll right over... 🙄 I wish it were this easy, but we're all 700 shades of fucked.