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E.Rasmus
@erasmusfade.bsky.social
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Appreciator of all things hyper and growth related.
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 8h
Kissa da wormy. ❤️
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 8h
Everyone always asks 'what is a penis', but never asks 'who is a penis'?
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 1d
Fertile as the banks of the Nile~
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 2d
Okay, hear me out, "superman pose". One arm and leg opposing each other straight out and the other set of opposing limbs is crooked at a 90 degrees angle. Crooked arm under the pillow, straight over the top.
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 2d
There's an accompanying shirt that says 'And I must cream.'
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 2d
Quality vs. Quantity
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 5d
Pumpkabooty~
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 7d
Well, now I'm trying to think of a pun for December. Dickcember, maybe???
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 7d
I imagine they lured him there with the promise of dino nuggies and boba tea.
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 7d
Barney Gumble Simpsons meme, getting thrown out of Moe's Tavern just to reappear behind Moe.
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 7d
Ah, the good ol' Corruption of Champions mechanic!
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 8d
Silly. Lick is a Ghost Type move!
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 9d
Need a part 4 to this!
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 10d
I'm a fan of both! Looking forward to it!
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 12d
"A gentleman's account full of nothing but the finest literary content!"
*proceeds to read about kobolds with junk the size of their body*
"Splendid!"
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 17d
I tap one mana to suck dick and gain +1/+1 token on my Slutty Himbo.
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 18d
a row of cars are parked in a parking lot with a building in the background
ALT: a row of cars are parked in a parking lot with a building in the background
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 18d
Voyeurism Enthusiast: "I am looking...respectfully."
*BlueSky coming in swinging a cudgel*
BlueSky: "Well well well, wot's all dis den?"
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 18d
*Checks Google search results*
"How am does gurl get eggnant?"
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 18d
Look out! She's gonna blow!
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 19d
"Hi! I'm Naked!"
*kobold dressed in nine layers of clothes, including at least 3 coats*
"You, most clearly, are not."
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 19d
Goddamn, that's an impressive perspective shot! I've heard or foreshortening as a technique but this seems like foreLENGTHENING, if anything! 😝
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 19d
You can't rush art. Whatever you make is sure to be amazing though.
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 20d
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TURN TO STONE?!?"
"'Cause baby, I'm already rock hard."
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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 20d
We call them the twins.