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Ergative Absolutive
@ergative-abs.bsky.social
SFF booknerd; calligrapher; Islamic geometric art doer; figure skating appreciater; coffee-drinking, granola-baking, tofu-eating wokeratum; psycholinguist by vocation, fretful porpentine by aspiration.

Contributer at Nerds of A Feather
I definitely practiced raising an eyebrow in front of the mirror. I wanted to be like Spock.

I've mastered the art of raising the right eyebrow, but the left still eludes me.
December 28, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Idea: make it ice dancing, and have them skate with each other but they can only compete in Canada, and make it a fucking huge-ass political commentary on ISU regulations about pairs events.
December 28, 2025 at 8:49 AM
SAME
December 28, 2025 at 8:47 AM
ooh, I love this one!
December 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I learned Pig-Latin from my father, so in my case it was vertical rather than horizontal transmission.
December 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
But those things are highly specialised scientific equipment used for specialised purposes. They're not writing your emails or generating powerpoints for you.

There's no use case for LLMs that makes your own life mildly less inconvenient that can begin to approach that level.
December 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Those things -- IF they work and are ACCURATE -- can save thousands and thousands of lives. That's the level of justification that I'll begin to entertain.

(Also, those things are not trained on stolen data!)
December 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
ooh, is that the origin? I take it back, then!
December 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
wait, 'balls out' refers to some innocent mechanical feature? I have always fully interpreted it as being a reference to testicles. Like you're going so fast you leave your underpants behind, or something.
December 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Interesting one! Most kindergartners do go through a phase of cutting and pasting. So it's not a culturally obsolete term in the same way 'dial' is. It's just a personally obsolete term, because each individual (tends to) outgrow physical papercrafts, and move on to the solely digital version.
December 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
So I got my boss, and she checked with the head librarian, and they agreed that I should not photocopy it.

I wonder what the researcher was thinking, who looked through the box and marked those pages specifically to request copies. The label was really unmistakeably clear.
December 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM