The Emperor does not know he's mad,
And that is absolutely bad.
It means that those who see him clear
Must quickly disappear,
Or else pretend they're glad.
The Emperor does not know he's mad,
And that is absolutely bad.
It means that those who see him clear
Must quickly disappear,
Or else pretend they're glad.
To clear up our confusion
The Emperor said climate change is illusion,
A great hallucination
Of the entire nation,
All part of a mass delusion.
To clear up our confusion
The Emperor said climate change is illusion,
A great hallucination
Of the entire nation,
All part of a mass delusion.
Before the Emperor came to power
He bellowed by the hour
About how the ruler was unfair,
And simply didn't care.
Now, it is us who cower.
Before the Emperor came to power
He bellowed by the hour
About how the ruler was unfair,
And simply didn't care.
Now, it is us who cower.
The New Left Experience in Office
Book by Eric Leif Davin
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The New Left Experience in Office
Book by Eric Leif Davin
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Grief poured down on the people
Like a relentless waterfall.
The Emperor had chosen them,
On a careless, passing, whim,
To suffer his latest atrocity.
The people had committed no crime.
They kept silent and worked hard.
It was just their time.
Grief poured down on the people
Like a relentless waterfall.
The Emperor had chosen them,
On a careless, passing, whim,
To suffer his latest atrocity.
The people had committed no crime.
They kept silent and worked hard.
It was just their time.
The Emperor is an ancient old fart
Completely lacking a heart.
It's also a crying shame
He has a peanut for a brain,
So he isn't very smart.
The Emperor is an ancient old fart
Completely lacking a heart.
It's also a crying shame
He has a peanut for a brain,
So he isn't very smart.
Now is a time of crisis.
Our danger is not from ISIS,
Nor from Marxism, Islamism,
Or any foreign ism.
It is from our own insane Dionysus.
Now is a time of crisis.
Our danger is not from ISIS,
Nor from Marxism, Islamism,
Or any foreign ism.
It is from our own insane Dionysus.
Hard Limericks for Hard Times
Hard Limericks for Hard Times
We live under a regime of lies.
It is a time that terrifies
Because, unless we fight back
Against the imperial maniac,
We will see how freedom dies.
We live under a regime of lies.
It is a time that terrifies
Because, unless we fight back
Against the imperial maniac,
We will see how freedom dies.
When people resist
And form one mighty fist,
Overcoming differences
And different preferences,
That's called "populist."
When people resist
And form one mighty fist,
Overcoming differences
And different preferences,
That's called "populist."
The Emperor did quail
When he learned that empires fail.
When people value unity
Over petty purity,
The people will prevail.
The Emperor did quail
When he learned that empires fail.
When people value unity
Over petty purity,
The people will prevail.
The Emperor has a hole in his heart.
It's big enough for a horse and its cart.
And instead of his soul,
There's another hole,
And you can bribe him a la carte.
The Emperor has a hole in his heart.
It's big enough for a horse and its cart.
And instead of his soul,
There's another hole,
And you can bribe him a la carte.
The Emperor took over the Kennedy Center.
But no one came all winter.
So, with his usual frown,
The Emperor shut it down,
And searched for someone to rent her.
The Emperor took over the Kennedy Center.
But no one came all winter.
So, with his usual frown,
The Emperor shut it down,
And searched for someone to rent her.
The Emperor's thug killed Renee Good.
He wore a mask instead of a hood.
She was smiling at him,
And so on a whim,
The Emperor's thug killed Renee Good.
The Emperor's thug killed Renee Good.
He wore a mask instead of a hood.
She was smiling at him,
And so on a whim,
The Emperor's thug killed Renee Good.
They made a movie about the Empress.
But, sad to confess,
It put even the sheep
Completely to sleep,
Because it was such a royal mess.
They made a movie about the Empress.
But, sad to confess,
It put even the sheep
Completely to sleep,
Because it was such a royal mess.
The Emperor has a brain worm.
Perhaps it explains why he so infirm,
Or perhaps his inanity,
Or even his insanity,
But to see it would make you squirm.
The Emperor has a brain worm.
Perhaps it explains why he so infirm,
Or perhaps his inanity,
Or even his insanity,
But to see it would make you squirm.
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Even if he has to cheat
The Emperor won't accept defeat.
Every single time
He'll commit any crime,
Even claim to be an athlete.
Even if he has to cheat
The Emperor won't accept defeat.
Every single time
He'll commit any crime,
Even claim to be an athlete.
The Emperor murdered Alex Pretti
When he sent his goons into the city.
Then he sought to mesmerize
With his regime of lies,
And for Pretti he had no pity.
The Emperor murdered Alex Pretti
When he sent his goons into the city.
Then he sought to mesmerize
With his regime of lies,
And for Pretti he had no pity.
All hail the Emperor!
To him you must defer.
Don't believe your eyes,
Just believe his lies,
And accept the crime du jour!
All hail the Emperor!
To him you must defer.
Don't believe your eyes,
Just believe his lies,
And accept the crime du jour!
The Emperor's thugs ravish the land,
Turning it all into a wasteland.
These disgusting lice
Go by the name of ICE,
But they're an armed and criminal band.
The Emperor's thugs ravish the land,
Turning it all into a wasteland.
These disgusting lice
Go by the name of ICE,
But they're an armed and criminal band.
The Emperor labels "domestic terrorist"
Any who dares resist.
And he will invade any city
And show no pity
To any who call him a fascist.
The Emperor labels "domestic terrorist"
Any who dares resist.
And he will invade any city
And show no pity
To any who call him a fascist.
The Emperor created a Board of Peace.
It was another way to fleece
Invited members like Skeletor,
Emperor Palpatine, and Darth Vader,
All of who paid a billion apiece.
The Emperor created a Board of Peace.
It was another way to fleece
Invited members like Skeletor,
Emperor Palpatine, and Darth Vader,
All of who paid a billion apiece.
The Emperor went to Davos
Just so he could boast.
He huffed and he puffed,
He lied and he bluffed,
'Till the world said he was toast.
The Emperor went to Davos
Just so he could boast.
He huffed and he puffed,
He lied and he bluffed,
'Till the world said he was toast.