In his defense, he wouldn’t be able to articulate the reason if it existed

Dude was walking in Portland Ave pretty jauntily within a minute or two of getting run over. Incubation period for serious internal injuries I guess.

Counterpoint: According to Sec of DHS their agents got stuck in snow on a sunny Wednesday morning with temp about 40 Fahrenheit. It’s not always the weather.

As someone else has pointed out, Maduro shd argue at trial that all his crimes were “official acts.”

Checkmate!

Not a coin flip if random official is named Miller

If I had to host someone, and the choice was between a random inmate and a random official in Trump admin … coin flip

To be fair, you had to make lies plural

My life closed twice before its close—
It yet remains to see
If immortality unveil
A third event to me

So huge, so hopeless to conceive
As these that twice befell.
Parting is all we know of heaven,
And all we need of hell.