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Imagine showing up to the course and getting paired with this guy—bruised hand and all. You’d be like, “I’m good… I’ll just sit this one out.”

Ohtani’s home run was great, but Tom Hanks keeping score in the stands? Priceless.

Susan Rice is great. She said, “Having this conversation in a non-secure setting is either stupid, lazy, or a sign that they just don’t care and want to evade the Federal Records Act.”

Genius. Of course Trump knew nothing about it—he rolls into the office at 11 and doesn’t read anything. Reading the text, it sounds like JD gave the green light. WTF.

Pell Grants from the Department of Education made my college education possible. Now, he stands before children, gleefully dismantling it—because who needs opportunity, right? Pure genius.

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“Bro” podcasts fail because hosts don’t do their homework. They assume, “Elon is rich, so he must be right.” Bullshit. In 2022, undocumented immigrants paid $25.7B in Social Security and $6.4B in Medicare taxes—yet get no benefits.

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Some of these tech bros are running straight into Trump’s arms, but for others, there’s a line even loyalty won’t cross. Go Pats!

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What a great article. Big fat nothing burger. www.pajiba.com/news/precise...

Only the best and the brightest. If the former Real World contestant and graduate of Saint Mary’s University of Minnesota—who is now in charge of the friendly skies—says the Bobs have it under control, then we are good to go.