Turns out I’m powerless against “but I asked really nicely” from my 7yo

Hey at least you know they read it!

Oh I think I’ve seen that movie!

True story!

I get the point you’re making but also when I turned motion smoothing off on my mother-in-law’s tv she went “oh wow that looks so much better”

Hey author, tell me “you don’t actually participate in the raising of your children” without actually telling me “you don’t participate in the raising of your children”

Thank you for starting a new holiday tradition by reposting this treasure

Do the d̷e̷w̷ dude

“We’re sending our brave, beautiful ICE agents into the cities to round up that nasty Hamburglar. Everywhere I go it’s ‘Mister President he’s taking them. He’s taking all the hamburgers.’ Well not anymore”

Yeah I’d always leave one of these after a hookup. “Thanks for a great time. Treat yourself”

*nice**

*Libraries are a

**place to go to read a book, use a computer, or just get out of the elements

Hey that’s pretty out of line

Jar Jar is at least good for some laughs