Just once, I'd like a reporter to clap back with "So, Mikey, if you were so busy, what exactly were you doing yesterday? Rearranging your sock drawer?"

When we were living in the twin cities, my dad made sure the '71 Valiant was installed with a block heater. And he would always keep it in the garage.

There's no way he would keep the car idling in the driveway (very cheap), and there's no way he'd leave the keys in the car (very cautious).

And I thought things were bad when people would take phone calls in a public restroom...

Have a hop on Sound Transit Express or Link sometime. It's dumbfounding.

Ghod help us when streaming on a plane becomes feasible.

Yep, Delta still uses dot matrix printers to generate passenger manifests. It's probably the only thing that still mates up with their ancient mainframe backend.

Prediction: He will retire rather than publicly admit what he unleashed

Yesssss

Miss that guy!

Fortunately I don't have a druncle

Disgusting.

Slainte

(and also, i'm very sure there's a funny story behind it)

(yes, i'm aware this is old music but still funny)

Silly question: I have a print subscription that goes through February. If I pay now (presuming my address and e-mail are unchanged), will my existing subscription get extended automatically or will I need to e-mail membership to make sure the right things happen?