Eric the Earworm.
@erictheearworm.bsky.social
I used to be DeaconBiker, but now I've fully transitioned to a resident alter ego of Wulferhampton.. beware the earworm. I can both torture and amuse.
Reposted by Eric the Earworm.
We all agree about the squirrels.
Evil bastards.
But very dangerous.
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Evil bastards.
But very dangerous.
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April 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
We all agree about the squirrels.
Evil bastards.
But very dangerous.
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Evil bastards.
But very dangerous.
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Bloody hell. Nameless existential dread? With anxiety? Who is creeping up behind you????
Or perhaps it's knowing you're going to need to use the latrines soon.
I think I'll stick to restless with wine.
Or perhaps it's knowing you're going to need to use the latrines soon.
I think I'll stick to restless with wine.
April 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Bloody hell. Nameless existential dread? With anxiety? Who is creeping up behind you????
Or perhaps it's knowing you're going to need to use the latrines soon.
I think I'll stick to restless with wine.
Or perhaps it's knowing you're going to need to use the latrines soon.
I think I'll stick to restless with wine.
Feeling restless.
Want to do something, but don't know what. TV is shite. I've already taken dog for 2 walks today already. Garden is weeded. I did 3 hours of house cleaning earlier so not doing that.
I may resort to unplanned wine.
Want to do something, but don't know what. TV is shite. I've already taken dog for 2 walks today already. Garden is weeded. I did 3 hours of house cleaning earlier so not doing that.
I may resort to unplanned wine.
April 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Feeling restless.
Want to do something, but don't know what. TV is shite. I've already taken dog for 2 walks today already. Garden is weeded. I did 3 hours of house cleaning earlier so not doing that.
I may resort to unplanned wine.
Want to do something, but don't know what. TV is shite. I've already taken dog for 2 walks today already. Garden is weeded. I did 3 hours of house cleaning earlier so not doing that.
I may resort to unplanned wine.
OMG IS THERE ACTUAL TOILET PAPER IN THE LATRINES????
I've been using my hands..
Or, I suppose, if a furry small rodent with a fluffy tail had been handy, I could have...
I've been using my hands..
Or, I suppose, if a furry small rodent with a fluffy tail had been handy, I could have...
April 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
OMG IS THERE ACTUAL TOILET PAPER IN THE LATRINES????
I've been using my hands..
Or, I suppose, if a furry small rodent with a fluffy tail had been handy, I could have...
I've been using my hands..
Or, I suppose, if a furry small rodent with a fluffy tail had been handy, I could have...
Ahhh never easy, and sorry to hear your news..
April 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Ahhh never easy, and sorry to hear your news..
Can I suggest * lubrication to make any sausage more comfortable next time?
* sorry... couldn't resist.
* sorry... couldn't resist.
April 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Can I suggest * lubrication to make any sausage more comfortable next time?
* sorry... couldn't resist.
* sorry... couldn't resist.
I once worked with a very naive lady back in the 80's when she said she had put up dildo rails...
Hilarity ensued.
We had to explain to her what the difference was...
Mr Pip would have barked at her, I'm sure.
And. Awww that wee face.
Hilarity ensued.
We had to explain to her what the difference was...
Mr Pip would have barked at her, I'm sure.
And. Awww that wee face.
April 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I once worked with a very naive lady back in the 80's when she said she had put up dildo rails...
Hilarity ensued.
We had to explain to her what the difference was...
Mr Pip would have barked at her, I'm sure.
And. Awww that wee face.
Hilarity ensued.
We had to explain to her what the difference was...
Mr Pip would have barked at her, I'm sure.
And. Awww that wee face.
I QUALIFY ON ALL CRITERIA!
* does the earworm dance*
Just checking. Are we allowed to dance? *
* sings anyway
* does the earworm dance*
Just checking. Are we allowed to dance? *
* sings anyway
April 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I QUALIFY ON ALL CRITERIA!
* does the earworm dance*
Just checking. Are we allowed to dance? *
* sings anyway
* does the earworm dance*
Just checking. Are we allowed to dance? *
* sings anyway
Sorry to hear.. and wishing you a good outcome, not to uncomfortable, and a fast recovery... sending you best wishes.
Hope you survive the food, too...
Hope you survive the food, too...
April 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Sorry to hear.. and wishing you a good outcome, not to uncomfortable, and a fast recovery... sending you best wishes.
Hope you survive the food, too...
Hope you survive the food, too...
Dare I ask... how much is it?
I have a feeling it will involve selling body parts, or at least a decade of hard serf labour
I have a feeling it will involve selling body parts, or at least a decade of hard serf labour
April 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Dare I ask... how much is it?
I have a feeling it will involve selling body parts, or at least a decade of hard serf labour
I have a feeling it will involve selling body parts, or at least a decade of hard serf labour
Definitely had a 'moment' - that banter online friend is real..
Good to 'meet' you Squigg.
*shakes hand*
Mm and you know bikes.. I'm ashamed to say I'm a key mechanic. I love my 25yo Kawasaki GPZ500s.. but it's not working. So it's just a garage decoration ATM.
Good to 'meet' you Squigg.
*shakes hand*
Mm and you know bikes.. I'm ashamed to say I'm a key mechanic. I love my 25yo Kawasaki GPZ500s.. but it's not working. So it's just a garage decoration ATM.
April 3, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Definitely had a 'moment' - that banter online friend is real..
Good to 'meet' you Squigg.
*shakes hand*
Mm and you know bikes.. I'm ashamed to say I'm a key mechanic. I love my 25yo Kawasaki GPZ500s.. but it's not working. So it's just a garage decoration ATM.
Good to 'meet' you Squigg.
*shakes hand*
Mm and you know bikes.. I'm ashamed to say I'm a key mechanic. I love my 25yo Kawasaki GPZ500s.. but it's not working. So it's just a garage decoration ATM.
Prefer the matchbox. I know how to get out of that one.
a matchbox box is wrapped in plastic
Alt: Eric, bursting out the matchbox
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April 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Prefer the matchbox. I know how to get out of that one.
I read that as 'chocolate and walnut sausage rolls'. Different, I thought.
I'd still have eaten them...
I'd still have eaten them...
April 2, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I read that as 'chocolate and walnut sausage rolls'. Different, I thought.
I'd still have eaten them...
I'd still have eaten them...
Nah, I'll just slip a few pastries his way.
Plus, I'm one of his staff, part time, but available for ear duty as needed.
Plus, I'm one of his staff, part time, but available for ear duty as needed.
April 2, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Nah, I'll just slip a few pastries his way.
Plus, I'm one of his staff, part time, but available for ear duty as needed.
Plus, I'm one of his staff, part time, but available for ear duty as needed.
Why?
And I'm quite happy with B-
It's going on my CV right now
And I'm quite happy with B-
It's going on my CV right now
April 2, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Why?
And I'm quite happy with B-
It's going on my CV right now
And I'm quite happy with B-
It's going on my CV right now
Sod tariffs. I will just set up a black market route. For a small* fee
* vast amount. Or, chocolate.
* vast amount. Or, chocolate.
April 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Sod tariffs. I will just set up a black market route. For a small* fee
* vast amount. Or, chocolate.
* vast amount. Or, chocolate.
Black Lace - Agadoo (feat. Jeremy Corbyn)
YouTube video by Black Lace
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April 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
LA LAA LAA LA LA LAA
DE DAH DEE DAH
**kicks your stirrup bone**
DE DAH DEE DAH
**kicks your stirrup bone**
April 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
LA LAA LAA LA LA LAA
DE DAH DEE DAH
**kicks your stirrup bone**
DE DAH DEE DAH
**kicks your stirrup bone**
Ooo could you imagine the teeny tiny multi legged baggy pants??? Excellent.
April 1, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Ooo could you imagine the teeny tiny multi legged baggy pants??? Excellent.
Thank you kindly, oh venerable phantom.
March 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Thank you kindly, oh venerable phantom.
Too late. I'm in...
La la la laaa la...
*does a wiggle dance*
La la la laaa la...
*does a wiggle dance*
March 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Too late. I'm in...
La la la laaa la...
*does a wiggle dance*
La la la laaa la...
*does a wiggle dance*