B-b-b-but it ultimately punishes the parents who put him in that situati---

*guillotine blade falls*

You are being incredibly generous about the average D platform. I'd say it's more like "Maybe ease up a little bit or we will only give you 75% of the budget increase you're asking for, but we'll probably cave on that too if you're loud enough."

Clicking the link faster than I've ever clicked a link to learn about these "risks"

I'd assume the only way the union would agree is with a floor, but even without an official one a cap would artificially create it. Hard for small market teams who still have 10 figure TV deals to get away with only spending 25% of the cap like they're doing now without a true fan revolt

Full paddling if you field a punt inside the 10

Who exactly do they think is going to vote for this guy?

I had to look him up about a half hour into The Rip and my man has SEVEN movies in development as a DIRECTOR. That is too much development!

Possibly the one single and only thing this "real estate guy" president intrinsically understands. Goose the buy side, run out the backdoor.

GO TO JAIL! FILM THE PERP WALK! You will instantly be the most popular left politician in the world. You will have a bottomless defense fund. You will win international humanitarian awards. YOU WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY.

Our beautiful little butterballs all slipping and a sliding on their bare bottoms all down the street. A national tragedy.

Hey brown is brown, right? What's a little centuries deep irony to stand in the way of progress?

There is no subtlety left with these people, if they ever even had the capacity for it.

So is he just going to run on Mitt Rkmney's platform at this point? Who is this guy appealing to?

You picked the Panthers?

I stopped watching after the season where the dude won by just lying down in his sleeping bag and not moving for weeks at a time

I'm super bummed they started weeding those guys out so now it's all super marathon runners who have put on 150 pounds of pure blubber to ride out the winter