Erik Bader
@erikbader.bsky.social
We get them in the winter here in New Jersey, among other weird ducks, which is why it’s called “Weird Duck Season.”
December 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
We get them in the winter here in New Jersey, among other weird ducks, which is why it’s called “Weird Duck Season.”
Didn’t come home with me probably because didn’t want to get up.
December 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Didn’t come home with me probably because didn’t want to get up.
Your first mistake was using your phone for anything besides phone calls.
October 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Your first mistake was using your phone for anything besides phone calls.
Ezra Pound got beat up by some punks on a train outside of Philly for reading a book in 1901. No dude in Philly has been dumb enough to read in public ever since.
June 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Ezra Pound got beat up by some punks on a train outside of Philly for reading a book in 1901. No dude in Philly has been dumb enough to read in public ever since.
AND the dude from Nitzer Ebb.
June 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
AND the dude from Nitzer Ebb.
Anyone who says think of it as a tool, is a tool.
April 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Anyone who says think of it as a tool, is a tool.
In 1998 I wrote an essay called “How to Be an Unpublished Author”, and, following the advice at the end of the essay, ripped it up and threw it in the garbage.
March 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
In 1998 I wrote an essay called “How to Be an Unpublished Author”, and, following the advice at the end of the essay, ripped it up and threw it in the garbage.
The last time I was at the Met I spent like four hours just on crazy Jesus paintings alone then stared at Tibetan mandalas until my brain started to melt and a security guard complimented my Polvo shirt and showed me his Polvo tattoo. 10/10 would Met again.
March 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The last time I was at the Met I spent like four hours just on crazy Jesus paintings alone then stared at Tibetan mandalas until my brain started to melt and a security guard complimented my Polvo shirt and showed me his Polvo tattoo. 10/10 would Met again.
The best was after school detention because you got to ride the late bus home with all the cute smart girls who stayed after school for cute smart girl club stuff.
March 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The best was after school detention because you got to ride the late bus home with all the cute smart girls who stayed after school for cute smart girl club stuff.