Erik Solomonson
eriksolomonson.bsky.social
Erik Solomonson
@eriksolomonson.bsky.social
I did it in high school. It is sport that can be learned anytime. A friend did it until he was 100 (lived to 102)
February 11, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I'mmmm....Gonna try this.
Salty + Crunchy goes with sweet, cold and soft...Like Pretzels and ice cream.
My lockdown invention was cocoa crispies, vanilla ice cream and Baileys
February 11, 2026 at 1:28 AM
hardcore Cartographers call themselves "Cartoholes"
February 6, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I want people to go lower. It catches them off-guard.
Re-post but say "this man who has never known a woman's touch has a podcast, this is the shit he talks about"
February 6, 2026 at 2:01 AM
35 years ago I was hanging out at Timbuk3 dads bar in Fish Creek Wi and a guy who claimed I was gay said "queermos get holes easier"
I said "what?"
Holes! Holes! men want holes!
Then Smiley kicked him out.
February 2, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Its a good thing he was at a phone or keyboard....That way he did not have to remove the Trump© Ball Gag to let you know how he felt.
February 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM
1st quarter this year needs to show certain things to advertisers. So mailing list "slamming" always goes up.
January 31, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I remember when Dan Rather interviewed his mom and his mom told him the GWB was a draft dodger who used cocaine
January 28, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I have just started telling the ones I run into on x to "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" with no other context. Money? Social life? Sex life? it probably fits but they dont like to be told that
January 28, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Also funny because the number of "Trucker Blockades of NYC" that these types tried during Biden Time with the logic of "NYC will starve without the food America produces"
My family has owned the same farm in Minnesota since 1900.
Now they think it doesnt produce food?
January 26, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Its really weird.
Years ago I bought a bunch of 1 gram silver "coins" to give out as gifts because they were square and kinda cool looking. Silver was at about $12 per troy oz then and I paid about $1 per gram..or $31 per oz....and now those gram coins are almost worth twice what paid
January 23, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Solution to the Male Loneliness Epidemic = Pull yourself up by your own social-life bootstraps
January 22, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I rioted.

A riot of one. In my living room. Later my wife joined my riot.
We then split an edible.
January 12, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I know alot of libs with guns in the midwest. for hunting or for farming (during the 80s farm crisis packs of feral dogs roamed farmland) but the difference is they do not go on and on about them.
The marginanized should be armed and take training
January 10, 2026 at 10:56 PM
They hate us and want us to die.

That's it.

Everything makes sense when this is realized.
January 9, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Yep. Greenland by June, cancelled midterms.
January 7, 2026 at 12:08 PM
I am pretty sure my knuckles would get infected from his teeth.
January 6, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I dont buy "distraction" arguments. I do not think they are smart enough to plan distractions...But Epstein was a great bellwether test that they will go along with everything 47 says and does.
January 5, 2026 at 1:06 PM