@erinly.bsky.social
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Book lover. Reads too much fanfic. Embroiderer of silly memes. LGBTQ safe space. Mom.
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I am just hoping that the military will remember their oath but the longer this goes on the less hope I have
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My 13 year old’s biggest issue with Breaking Bad is not the drugs or the violence. He is concerned over Walter and Skyler’s marriage and that their lack of communication. He was also very concerned with Skyler’s smoking at the gas station while pregnant
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At the ER last night (my kid is fine)

Dr - hmm well I’m note sure what’s wrong but we will figure it out
Me- it’s ok. I know what’s wrong. I saw it on House. It’s Lupus
Teen- OMG mom you can’t just say that
Dr- it could be super Lupus
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Last night in the ER my teen was getting checked out (they are fine)

Nurse - ok let’s listen to your lungs
Me (whispers loudly to teen) - this is just like that show I watch - Law and Order
Teen - omg mom you can’t just say things
Nurse - laughs
Me- I actually don’t watch Law and Order
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Had to take my kid to the ER last night (they are fine)

Dr - just a few tests. And let’s do an X-ray
Me- we can just add more tests. Let’s test like we are in a country with universal healthcare
Dr- laughs
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The American people have the chance to do the funniest thing. We leave TikTok in droves so these maga investors waste 14 billion dollars
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My teen is watching Breaking Bad and so far he is most freaked out by the flip phones they use
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I’ve got pitches for days son!
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Is there a Hallmark movie about a fan going on a Hallmark movie cruise and falling in love with her favorite Hallmark movie star? If not can I trademark that idea so I can sell it to Hallmark?
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This is kidnapping.
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I can be joyful about one thing while I spiral at the state of the world. I multitask like a boss
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Hey remember that show Designated Survivor? Yeah I liked that show
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I’m thinking about it right now
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As an adult in her 40’s I spend entirely too much time wondering what superpower I would want and what wishes I would make if I found a genies lamp
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This is what you get when you spray paint crap you bought at Hobby Lobby and gluing it to the wall
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How many vacations has this jerk taken?
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The could release them and call it a “coding error.” I’d believe it then
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“Coding error” sure. Keep telling yourself that.
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Animals are stepping it up and getting it done
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I hope nasa just tells him they did it. Just send him video of one of Elon’s satellites blowing up.
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They will reminisce about “good times” and what a “great guy” he was. Then make up some lies and plan to pardon her or plan an “accident”
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Doesn’t matter what she has to say. She is a criminal. How about we just believe the victims ??
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Honestly I don’t understand the messaging. Have more babies. Stop vaccines to prevent childhood illnesses. We need more workers. We are cutting jobs and making them AI. Make us healthy! Cut disease funding and research.
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If bakers don’t have to bake a cake for a gay wedding then these shops can refuse to sell to this jerk