erinmarcon.bsky.social
@erinmarcon.bsky.social
I am a satellite

(posting my views, not my employer’s)
I actually find that word quite offensive ("vampire")
April 18, 2024 at 7:29 AM
supreme bladder control from my maltese shih tzu, leaving exactly 15ml of urine on every nature strip in the neighbourhood
March 22, 2024 at 7:23 AM
How much you think a guy like Darth Vader gets paid?
February 3, 2024 at 6:20 AM
Time for some good old fashioned indoctrination (BBL edition)
January 14, 2024 at 1:22 AM
The Game Pass version of Lamplighters League has been mostly fixed (for me at least). So, I can now say without reservation that it is quite good.
January 12, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Such a depressing way to think about movies or comics or almost anything. Not the bit about liking James Wan. The box office fantasy football stuff.
December 19, 2023 at 3:34 AM
Any chef worth a damn knows that pork dishes should be worked into an inviting coffin shape.
December 6, 2023 at 7:48 AM
Rick Astley describes the minimum requirements for a boyfriend, and then confidently declares:

🎵You wouldn't get this from any other guy🎶
December 3, 2023 at 7:35 AM
Representin’ #HayFeverSquad at Ballarat Show
November 11, 2023 at 3:07 AM
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Hey, you sickos. We are into the final week of my cannibal space opera graphic novel campaign now and closing in on that stretch goal: additional art by Harold Purnell and Dean Rankine. Probably 5 more backers will get us over the line.
Cheers!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/jas...
November 9, 2023 at 2:47 AM
Ruminating on how much sci-fi/horror boils down to, “what if something that is normally little was actually big”.
November 6, 2023 at 7:58 AM
Lamplighters League is a pleasant enough way to while away a few hours. Movement is a little fiddly, but I'm enjoying the vibe.
October 31, 2023 at 1:49 AM
“If this woman you like doesn’t respond to your calls and texts, you should probably approach her IRL.” - Slightly questionable advice from Elliot’s psychiatrist in S1E1 of Mr Robot.

Yes I am finally getting around to watching Mr Robot.
October 29, 2023 at 2:56 AM
I'm really looking forward to eating - err - reading Gourmand Go by @jasonfranks.bsky.social and friends. Looks like a delicious sci-fi adventure. Visit kickstarter.jasonfranks.com to back it today!
October 25, 2023 at 3:14 AM
My dominance over the 8yo in Mario Kart seems to be limited to legacy tracks. Whenever we play one of the new ones, he's every chance of beating me. This is... a grim realisation.
October 23, 2023 at 4:24 AM
5yo has demanded a whole of family MK tournament. Time to settle this once and for all.
October 22, 2023 at 3:13 AM
My 8yo just informed me that the hero of the story he is currently writing is “in a bad situation”. #Drama
October 20, 2023 at 11:38 PM
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5 days!
October 19, 2023 at 6:18 AM
LinkedIn has GOT TO BE JOKING with these “You’re one of the few experts invited” alerts.
October 15, 2023 at 9:10 AM
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LOOK AT THIS. I have physical copies of the
Outland Entertainment US editions of my novels Bloody Waters and Shadowmancy, IN MY HAND.
IN MY HAND.
October 12, 2023 at 10:23 AM
The movies have been trying to convince us for 100 years that chewing on a toothpick is a thing. I don't think it's a thing.
October 12, 2023 at 6:51 AM
Trying to think of a bigger red flag than being a hardcore fan of SAS Australia
September 30, 2023 at 6:47 AM
Wish food manufacturers wouldn’t assume that vegetarians want their products to simulate the taste of meat.
September 30, 2023 at 4:24 AM
Ah yes, the Big Game. Time to expose the kids to 200+ gambling commercials.
September 30, 2023 at 4:21 AM
Been playing DND for the first time in 30 years. I remain the undisputed king of impossible-to-place NPC accents that change dramatically from one moment to the next.
September 27, 2023 at 6:47 AM