My orange cat has trained me to feel like bites are a gift he bestows on me. No idea how he did it but gee I feel special when he starts biting

Yay! It helps that TGS is a banger

I did! Then I got to work and saw the free breakfast I could've had instead 🙃
Have you started reading yet?

Omg same! Except the task I need to change to is eating breakfast

And then there'sthe old, "Oh you want to be an artist? You have to be amazingly talented. Here, do some science instead, it's more of an achievable goal"

(I'm not bitter at all about all the time I wasted not working hard at the art)

I have the same cats as you! Except my boy cat is in the corner eating bits of fluff from the floor

Amazing!

Well obviously this has now been bumped up to my priority list

What a distinguished officer! 100% would trust in a crisis

Hi Kevin! This is a Very Good List and I'd like to congratulate you for spawning it out of your marvelous brain 😊

You have reminded me that I need to replace my copies that went moldy because a guest at a party I threw spilled their drink all down the front of my bookcase and just left it for me to discover later. At least I can get a matching set this time!

That is one super gorgeous kitty, I would do anything they asked 😍

Came here to say this!