I cannot believe how many men on dating apps say that they have the goal of visiting every MLB park. Like sooooo many?

Debating paying for hinge so I can filter out moderate, conservative, and non-political people. We are in MADISON WI, one of the most liberal cities in the country. How in the world are there so many conservative men?

Torn between wanting to get a tattoo and my love for swimming multiple times a week. Life is a cruel bitch

It’s kind of embarrassing having a bisexual awakening at 31 years old. Like, girl, you were in the GSA. How the hell did you not figure out that you were attracted to women before now?

New life pro tip: when you are sleep deprived (yay insomnia), you are so tired that you don’t have enough energy to hate yourself. Awesome!

Not me debating applying for law school so that I can go to law school and maybe finally feel like I am good enough even though I don’t think I want to be a lawyer or quit my cushy government job