Severin
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I’m getting tired.
I’m forgetting why.
I’m forgetting why.
I suppose it’s good, if you like end of date beer.
December 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I suppose it’s good, if you like end of date beer.
Saw Over 6ft in Manchester 1996, I think they were supporting Six Feet Under.
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Saw Over 6ft in Manchester 1996, I think they were supporting Six Feet Under.
Misread this because of the exclamation marks.
“Where did he get a bagel?”
“Where did he get a bagel?”
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Misread this because of the exclamation marks.
“Where did he get a bagel?”
“Where did he get a bagel?”
If you live in London and the news report there’s been a murder in East London, and you live in East London. Odds are it’s absolutely nowhere near where you live.
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
If you live in London and the news report there’s been a murder in East London, and you live in East London. Odds are it’s absolutely nowhere near where you live.
There’s still time.
Especially in light of this new information.
Especially in light of this new information.
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
There’s still time.
Especially in light of this new information.
Especially in light of this new information.
Sweet potato fries are much harder to get right than their counterparts, plus more expensive to make. Just because you don’t like them means absolutely nothing.
December 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Sweet potato fries are much harder to get right than their counterparts, plus more expensive to make. Just because you don’t like them means absolutely nothing.
Coach operators are like wolves, they stay away from each others territory.
If you want a company with a cool logo you’ll have to drive to the next town to get picked up.
If you want a company with a cool logo you’ll have to drive to the next town to get picked up.
December 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Coach operators are like wolves, they stay away from each others territory.
If you want a company with a cool logo you’ll have to drive to the next town to get picked up.
If you want a company with a cool logo you’ll have to drive to the next town to get picked up.
You can figuratively smell the gammon from the replies.
December 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
You can figuratively smell the gammon from the replies.
Maybe they’ve had bad experiences before.
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Maybe they’ve had bad experiences before.
Wait until you hear about Emmental cheese.
December 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Wait until you hear about Emmental cheese.
I bet he was going to Bristol.
November 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I bet he was going to Bristol.
Yeah, because everyone walks out of the door in a line.
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Yeah, because everyone walks out of the door in a line.
Looking for a garden fork?
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Looking for a garden fork?
Why not Samuel Pesigh?
November 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Why not Samuel Pesigh?
Surely 31st March should be talk like ‘Christopher Walken day’?
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Surely 31st March should be talk like ‘Christopher Walken day’?
Then, and only then, will the trials and tribulations of this world be put to rest, because, as we all know, the correct measurement of a smartphone will make us mere mortals relent the true evils of mankind and peace will reign, but without a figurehead, as we will finally know peace.
November 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Then, and only then, will the trials and tribulations of this world be put to rest, because, as we all know, the correct measurement of a smartphone will make us mere mortals relent the true evils of mankind and peace will reign, but without a figurehead, as we will finally know peace.
This is part of a Victoria Wood monologue, way before she got to the point of the story.
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This is part of a Victoria Wood monologue, way before she got to the point of the story.
This checks out because toddlers do tend to do massive poos.
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This checks out because toddlers do tend to do massive poos.