If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. #ermastan #bombecked #football

Phyllis Diller and Erma Bombeck ❤️

Never got to a doctor whose office plants have died. #elb #erma-ism #bombecked #humor

Like politics, religion and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial. #elb #erma-ism #bombecked #humor

#elb #1973hairdontcare #bombecked

If life is a bowl of cherries, what am I doing in the pits? #erma-ism #bombecked #1978humor #elb