Ernest Funkner
@ernestfunkner.bsky.social
Author of the book Setting the World on Fire.
Does this mean the U.S. is trashing its bases?
January 17, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Does this mean the U.S. is trashing its bases?
Didn't know that but I haven't purchased oil for my car lately.
January 16, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Didn't know that but I haven't purchased oil for my car lately.
Please give him a warm mug of milk and put him to bed.
January 15, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Please give him a warm mug of milk and put him to bed.
If people would just stop buying groceries inflation would go away.
January 15, 2026 at 12:32 AM
If people would just stop buying groceries inflation would go away.
Just 100,000 shares. Nothing to see here!
January 15, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Just 100,000 shares. Nothing to see here!
What makes you think you're getting a drumstick?! I'm thinking it's a wing.
January 15, 2026 at 12:25 AM
What makes you think you're getting a drumstick?! I'm thinking it's a wing.
Eat substantially less, save money and lose weight!
January 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Eat substantially less, save money and lose weight!
Now he wants to annex Butler.
January 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Now he wants to annex Butler.
Those are farts you hear, not bank shots.
January 14, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Those are farts you hear, not bank shots.
What is a triple bank shot?!
January 14, 2026 at 7:34 PM
What is a triple bank shot?!
For God's sakes, let these blonde bimbos in a jail and lock them up.
January 14, 2026 at 7:28 PM
For God's sakes, let these blonde bimbos in a jail and lock them up.
Homan the Inhuman.
January 14, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Homan the Inhuman.
Follow up question: "What did you ever do with the $50,000 cash in the paper bag?"
January 14, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Follow up question: "What did you ever do with the $50,000 cash in the paper bag?"
Let him in the damn jail and don't let him out.
January 14, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Let him in the damn jail and don't let him out.
The term "hell would be too good for them," comes to mind.
January 13, 2026 at 12:19 AM
The term "hell would be too good for them," comes to mind.
Killing in the streets of America, AOK!
January 13, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Killing in the streets of America, AOK!
How about the definition of public bribery? Would taking $50,000 in cash in a paper bag fall within that definition?
January 12, 2026 at 2:19 AM
How about the definition of public bribery? Would taking $50,000 in cash in a paper bag fall within that definition?
Not a King. More of a Clown Prince.
January 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Not a King. More of a Clown Prince.
"I sometimes feel like I've won the Masters until I take my medicine!"
January 10, 2026 at 7:44 PM
"I sometimes feel like I've won the Masters until I take my medicine!"
Americans voted for a President who talks every day like an escapee from a mental institution.
January 10, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Americans voted for a President who talks every day like an escapee from a mental institution.
"And they had tears in their eyes, and they said, 'Sir, how do you do it? We would be thrown in prison for doing half the things you do!'"
January 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
"And they had tears in their eyes, and they said, 'Sir, how do you do it? We would be thrown in prison for doing half the things you do!'"
What happens when you give criminal immunity to a President who's bat shit crazy?
January 9, 2026 at 8:25 PM
What happens when you give criminal immunity to a President who's bat shit crazy?
Welcome to Trumpworld.
January 9, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Welcome to Trumpworld.