Whether you read at a kindergarten level, at a third grade level, or at another level entirely, there's something here for everyone. I will have something in the next issue, but it was deemed "too subversive" for issue #0

Music criticism is not necessary.

Sit yourself down between longing and self-denial and savor the absurdity of circumstance in Ernest Perfect's "Dinner," now available at sentencedlit.com/ep.01092025....

Sentenced is a trend-setting anarchist collective in the vein of K-Hole, InDecline, The Jogging, and Hipster Runoff. They're responsible for some of the most resonant 2020s culture, and now they bring you their Soft Skills with the soft-launch of "Sentenced," an online lit mag.

You must check this out. If you can guess the story I wrote I will venmo you some spare change.