Santa ERolf
@erolfpleiss.bsky.social
have flown reindeer, twice
📍currenrly, Rural Illinois; formerly, Mars
📍currenrly, Rural Illinois; formerly, Mars
you should not be allowed to wish someone a happy birthday via a group text
it is an act of violence
it is an act of violence
December 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
you should not be allowed to wish someone a happy birthday via a group text
it is an act of violence
it is an act of violence
Dumb accident of my warming my iced espresso. Winning.
December 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Dumb accident of my warming my iced espresso. Winning.
Send me your family recipe and I’ll test it and confirm
December 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Send me your family recipe and I’ll test it and confirm
The twins, scotcharoos and Danzig give us a banger once every 30 years. When they hit, they hit.
December 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The twins, scotcharoos and Danzig give us a banger once every 30 years. When they hit, they hit.
Didn’t wanna pile on by yucking your yum. They’re good but not above sideeye good.
December 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Didn’t wanna pile on by yucking your yum. They’re good but not above sideeye good.
Listen you deserved the side eye for not first conferring with Mrs Claus. And she would have been on your side. No Christmas scotcharoos for the rest of your life? Maybe next year.
December 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Listen you deserved the side eye for not first conferring with Mrs Claus. And she would have been on your side. No Christmas scotcharoos for the rest of your life? Maybe next year.
He’s on ozempic.
December 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
He’s on ozempic.
And yet somehow this show is from Canada. Hello the United States has cornered the market on wackos.
December 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
And yet somehow this show is from Canada. Hello the United States has cornered the market on wackos.
Santa is a modern man
December 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Santa is a modern man
Santa prefers a manhattan and a special brownie.
December 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Santa prefers a manhattan and a special brownie.
