Shell Stone
@errordetected.bsky.social
Gimme a minute (of your time)
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New global chain franchise opportunity
November 13, 2024 at 8:51 PM
New global chain franchise opportunity
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If drinking is so bad, then why do I floss my teeth when I’m drunk?
October 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
If drinking is so bad, then why do I floss my teeth when I’m drunk?
I know we’re all joking that the rapture didn’t happen, but has anyone checked on Dolly Parton?
September 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I know we’re all joking that the rapture didn’t happen, but has anyone checked on Dolly Parton?
Every day my upstairs neighbor runs the bathtub off and on for 1-3 hrs in the middle of the night. I’ve told all 4 mgmts since moving in about it and always dismissed. Imma be pissed if it turns out to be a Dahmer thing.
June 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Every day my upstairs neighbor runs the bathtub off and on for 1-3 hrs in the middle of the night. I’ve told all 4 mgmts since moving in about it and always dismissed. Imma be pissed if it turns out to be a Dahmer thing.
San Francisco color palette :D *coming soon to a SF near you
May 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
San Francisco color palette :D *coming soon to a SF near you
They’re cutting everything that makes our government good and only keeping ideologies/fears that are free for them to produce
May 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
They’re cutting everything that makes our government good and only keeping ideologies/fears that are free for them to produce
Kinda got it. Waking up at 4:30am for work has some perks. One of the planets couldn’t be seen by eye, but the streetlight served as a good proxy : )
April 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Kinda got it. Waking up at 4:30am for work has some perks. One of the planets couldn’t be seen by eye, but the streetlight served as a good proxy : )
They’ll use their children to train AI how to mimic imagination. 10 years later robots conquer humankind. Happy now, anti-natalists??
April 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
They’ll use their children to train AI how to mimic imagination. 10 years later robots conquer humankind. Happy now, anti-natalists??
Reminder that Kwame Kilpatrick was sentenced to 28 years of prison for stealing a little over a $1mil from Detroit. www.npr.org/2025/04/24/n...
A developing political scandal in Florida has Gov. Ron DeSantis on the defensive
A developing political scandal in Florida has put Gov. Ron DeSantis on the defensive. Republican lawmakers are investigating how $10 million in state money was diverted for use in a campaign.
www.npr.org
April 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Reminder that Kwame Kilpatrick was sentenced to 28 years of prison for stealing a little over a $1mil from Detroit. www.npr.org/2025/04/24/n...
The Waltons must’ve called
April 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The Waltons must’ve called
Sun Tzu says “the skillful leader subdues the enemy's troops without any fighting.”
April 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sun Tzu says “the skillful leader subdues the enemy's troops without any fighting.”
I have too many pictures and not enough time to look through them.
April 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I have too many pictures and not enough time to look through them.
They’re trying to make me look under her dress 🫣
April 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
They’re trying to make me look under her dress 🫣
I was never a fan of Kamala but at least her campaign pretended to care about affordable and fair housing. nlihc.org/resource/har...
Harris Campaign Releases Plans to Lower Housing Costs
Vice President Kamala Harris announced on August 16 her presidential campaign’s plans to lower costs for American families, including housing costs.
nlihc.org
April 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I was never a fan of Kamala but at least her campaign pretended to care about affordable and fair housing. nlihc.org/resource/har...
Sending this card to my mom for my birthday.
March 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Sending this card to my mom for my birthday.
The presidency should come with a 90 day probationary period
March 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The presidency should come with a 90 day probationary period
Who do you think will attack the US first?
March 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Who do you think will attack the US first?
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Haven’t had sex in a year but I have 20,000 magic cards and (at least) two movies in development
March 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Haven’t had sex in a year but I have 20,000 magic cards and (at least) two movies in development
Easter and Hitler’s birthday are on the same day this year. You know what that means! (Hitler’s Resurrection)
March 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Easter and Hitler’s birthday are on the same day this year. You know what that means! (Hitler’s Resurrection)
I know none of y’all want to hear this right now, but…
Lady Gaga’s album is full of bangers and bops. youtu.be/eCNEr7rnG1k?...
Lady Gaga’s album is full of bangers and bops. youtu.be/eCNEr7rnG1k?...
Zombieboy
YouTube video by Lady Gaga - Topic
youtu.be
March 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I know none of y’all want to hear this right now, but…
Lady Gaga’s album is full of bangers and bops. youtu.be/eCNEr7rnG1k?...
Lady Gaga’s album is full of bangers and bops. youtu.be/eCNEr7rnG1k?...
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i love these two
March 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
i love these two