Too bad we can’t Make America Great Again by tar-and-feathering weasels in the town square. Modernity really killed the fun.

Who keeps making these idiotic decisions? We, the taxpayers, fund this building, and we never voted for this pointless change. People are starving, losing healthcare, jobs, homes, and this pointless, wasteful nonsense costs a fortune.

Right, anything to enable CEO’s to keep their disproportionately bloated compensation packages.

Who is benefiting from King Pig’s corrupt administration?

He’s the Beyoncé of tie-dye.

The moment he officially joined the Bradycardia Bunch.

Truth: Reports say Kash Patel demanded more FBI patches after Charlie Kirk was shot. When the only jacket available lacked patches, agents reportedly ripped them from their own jackets just to satisfy Patel’s diva-level obsession before he’d leave the plane.

Wish they’d take away his iPad when they put him down for a nap.

Facts, right? I’ll be here all week, make sure to show love to the sky servers.

That popped up on my TV yesterday, and I almost died. HDTV: delivering silent heart attacks in high definition.

He’s not fit to serve.

Me: Sir, his voice gets on my nerves. Those vocal cords should be let go for performance issues.

Sir Sleeps-A-Lot: Bobby is my personal white noise machine, so I assigned him a role that will kill millions of Americans.

Hillary Clinton is a role model and a key figure in American and women’s history. If you think women lose value at 80, consider the racist who fell asleep and soiled himself in the Oval Office this morning, right after calling Ilhan Omar and Somali Americans “garbage.”

Overall is popularity is diminishing. Disappointing it’s still in the double digits. We have a dumb racist country.

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Good news is a recent poll shows he only has a 36% approval rating among Republicans that voted for him, so 64% disapprove.

And he called Ilan Omar garbage. The press didn’t say one word. 🤬