@escapedexplorer.bsky.social
Formerly DC_Explorer; I wasn't creative with my first username, why change now?
-Hiram Burrows, Lord Regent
February 4, 2026 at 3:50 AM
-Hiram Burrows, Lord Regent
Oh believe me I know, I grew up there as well, there's big pockets of Hitler particles rampant, but I think it's a lot less of a stronghold than folks think overall; shave some points off the ruby red margins and boost turnout in the blue areas and you can get to "interesting result" territory
January 29, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Oh believe me I know, I grew up there as well, there's big pockets of Hitler particles rampant, but I think it's a lot less of a stronghold than folks think overall; shave some points off the ruby red margins and boost turnout in the blue areas and you can get to "interesting result" territory
update: OH SHE WAS READY TO STAB A MOTHERFUCKER HOT DAMN
January 28, 2026 at 5:30 AM
update: OH SHE WAS READY TO STAB A MOTHERFUCKER HOT DAMN
what is [candidate]'s plan to get Ilhan Omar a Saturnite Power Fist
January 28, 2026 at 2:21 AM
what is [candidate]'s plan to get Ilhan Omar a Saturnite Power Fist
The bodyguard pulling the guy out of the way probably saved the attacker from having to have his nose re-set, that arm was pulled back and READY
January 28, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The bodyguard pulling the guy out of the way probably saved the attacker from having to have his nose re-set, that arm was pulled back and READY
Everyone altogether now: is this good
January 27, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Everyone altogether now: is this good
niall ferguson???
January 27, 2026 at 3:09 PM
niall ferguson???
[have you ever gotten so excited about something that you forget basic grammar? anyway
![Shogun meme, edited: "I assume it's proper for [me] to commit seppuku at once."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qp44wbdtbrgyzzgugn5ekx2b/bafkreiexhow2so67smtclyqtua54spespndo4w7bks7kqymif4jkn4rb3u@jpeg)
January 27, 2026 at 12:59 AM
[have you ever gotten so excited about something that you forget basic grammar? anyway
BRING BACK THE VICTORY TAX AS A GRADUATED BRACKET AND MAKE IT 155%
January 26, 2026 at 8:28 PM
BRING BACK THE VICTORY TAX AS A GRADUATED BRACKET AND MAKE IT 155%
LMFAOOOOO "THE DOCTORS GIVE ME SO MANY BRAIN TESTS AND I DO GOOD ON ALL OF THEM BECAUSE I DRINK SO MUCH MILK"
January 26, 2026 at 4:41 PM
LMFAOOOOO "THE DOCTORS GIVE ME SO MANY BRAIN TESTS AND I DO GOOD ON ALL OF THEM BECAUSE I DRINK SO MUCH MILK"
Nothing but the thinnest blood for our healthy undead President
!["It would be easy, Trump said, to stop the bruising and end the rumors of his imminent demise. All he would have to do is stop taking so much aspirin, which he claims is necessary to prevent his blood from becoming too thick. “I want thin blood,” he said. “Real thin blood.” In 2016, Trump shocked[...]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qp44wbdtbrgyzzgugn5ekx2b/bafkreibns3cexgbxiqu5cwypcvfwt7dgo6kjyr3pubk7yqvpajg5xxfhua@jpeg)
January 26, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Nothing but the thinnest blood for our healthy undead President
the above account calls her "AOCIA" now, which really says...well, a lot, but not in the way they want it to. The account's whole deal is basically "I want to remain aggrieved and helpless forever, and so everyone I like I will call everything RIGHT up to a slur within a month"
see below, for ex:
see below, for ex:
January 26, 2026 at 3:18 PM
the above account calls her "AOCIA" now, which really says...well, a lot, but not in the way they want it to. The account's whole deal is basically "I want to remain aggrieved and helpless forever, and so everyone I like I will call everything RIGHT up to a slur within a month"
see below, for ex:
see below, for ex:
Found the example I was thinking of! "Elon Musk's Starlink is a CIA front for color revolutions" is literally the first thing I think of whenever i see that account, years later.
January 26, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Found the example I was thinking of! "Elon Musk's Starlink is a CIA front for color revolutions" is literally the first thing I think of whenever i see that account, years later.
![Edited Google results for "Battle of Midway" with old B&W photos from that WWII battle, now retitled "Battle of Mid"; Wikipedia [edited] previes reads "The Battle of Mid was a major battle over two extremely mid entities or forms of media."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qp44wbdtbrgyzzgugn5ekx2b/bafkreiftczz5pgrn44v4lh2z7xckfsxzuc43xyming2vtlswa3tt67jmuq@jpeg)
![Mad Max Fury Road: Immortan Joe in his Citadel, saying "do not, my friends, become addicted to [Cilantro]. It will take hold of you. And you will resent its absence."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qp44wbdtbrgyzzgugn5ekx2b/bafkreicqjfwm4xcgzaw6km4okd2xe3gcdkri55q6icjuyasgl5nxp3xvfe@jpeg)
I believe in the power of the median American voter to be, first and foremost, a hater of The Party That Made Everything Fucking Miserable For Years; it's what gave us four FDR terms
![Altered headline from the Onion, reading "After [Latest Bullshit], Shrieking White-Hot Sphere of Pure Rage Early [Dem] Front Runner For [The Next Twenty Years]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qp44wbdtbrgyzzgugn5ekx2b/bafkreifyal6uve7ohe3sl2ij46mrposnj5vpksyn6sjtdgifjwxdgaixaa@jpeg)
January 21, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I believe in the power of the median American voter to be, first and foremost, a hater of The Party That Made Everything Fucking Miserable For Years; it's what gave us four FDR terms
i have the general belief about the GOP's convoluted weird sexual trysts that i do about christian rock, namely
January 21, 2026 at 3:28 AM
i have the general belief about the GOP's convoluted weird sexual trysts that i do about christian rock, namely
Ma'am i believe you dropped this
January 19, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Ma'am i believe you dropped this
"We invented a drug that helps an incredible number of people better control their weight as well as a host of other health matters with seemingly minimal side effects!"
"So we're gonna be normal about everyone's bodies now?"
"..."
"...we're gonna be normal about EVERYONE's bodies now, right?"
"So we're gonna be normal about everyone's bodies now?"
"..."
"...we're gonna be normal about EVERYONE's bodies now, right?"
January 19, 2026 at 1:32 AM
"We invented a drug that helps an incredible number of people better control their weight as well as a host of other health matters with seemingly minimal side effects!"
"So we're gonna be normal about everyone's bodies now?"
"..."
"...we're gonna be normal about EVERYONE's bodies now, right?"
"So we're gonna be normal about everyone's bodies now?"
"..."
"...we're gonna be normal about EVERYONE's bodies now, right?"