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Shay
@esemgipi.bsky.social
i would live in north korea….it would be like vermont
December 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
my advanced Great Ape mind is conceiving previously unconceived amounts of bananas
December 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
medically transitioning under cover of darkness
December 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
she’s a 10 but she does not honor the Waters
December 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
i need the CIA to stop putting beautiful babes in my phone
August 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
might do ffs just to get that gofundme bag
August 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
*travels back to 10th century England
king æthelstan? yeah i loved preachers daughter too bro
August 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
He delivered me from evil 🤭
August 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
hells angels fly drones now
August 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
why are boats girls
August 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
sometimes when i’m alone in the house i like to walk around like an early hominid
August 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
cuz shrimps like us, baby we were born to scamp
August 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
video games are a dog puzzle
July 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
wifey just met side 😐
June 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
the cuomontang have fled the mainland under pursuit of comrade maomdani etc
June 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
monogamy is a recession indicator
June 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
people come off the toilet talking about “i was fighting for my life in there”
i fought for honor
June 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
what will koreans not turn into a sauce
June 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
i like when cousin rain comes to visit
May 31, 2025 at 2:41 AM
got in trouble for not being sufficiently leninist today
May 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
baby girl/how to train your dragon double feature
May 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
i’m on a razor’s egg
May 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
october is such a time of year. august is not a very time of year
May 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
can’t wait to get home and Pick my Skin
April 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i do not feel a spiritual connection to my social security number
March 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM