There have been allegations that I spent a good chunk of my paternity leave holding our youngest like that and playing MLB The Show, but no witnesses have come forward.

A point I always try to make in depo prep.

And here I thought Wilford Brimley was dead

Would advise you not to drink from any container he’s been left alone with

Got to earn those victories before you can savor that victimhood

And hide your husband, cause they taking all the clogs out here

Medicare supplement or Medicare Advantage? These things are not equal and lie within a body of knowledge I would gladly have remained ignorant of except, you know, GenX with aging parent

Definitely something with jello, marshmallows and bland orange cheese

I would dig into this filet, but the waiter cleared away my Hobson's choice with the salad plate. (Am I doing it right?)