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Often Confused. Use whatever pronouns you want; I'm still trying to figure which ones are best for me.
I suppose we could find common ground if it measures at least 6 feet vertically. I would prefer to be on top.
January 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
"Dogs protect"

Therefore, not all men are dogs.

[Is this "not all men" acceptable?]
December 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
He should know by now that the place to go for a traditional Christmas dinner is a Chinese restaurant.
December 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
During the Civil War, there was a Union general named Jefferson Davis.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffers...
Jefferson C. Davis - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The NFL achieved its goal of getting more television time by making its product worse. (2/2)
December 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The NFL said they introduced a game 17 to lengthen the season.

They could have done the same thing by giving teams two bye weeks instead of one.

One of those bye weeks could come before a Thursday night game, meaning teams did not have to play back-to-back games on only three days' rest. (1/2)
December 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
2) That said, with running again, you could end up like Bryan in 1900 and 1908, instead of Nixon in 1968.

The most recent example of a Democrat doing this would be Stevenson in 1956, but he probably expected to lose to Eisenhower again, and was protecting whoever would run in 1960. (2/2)
December 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
1) Harold Stassen, who ran for the GOP nomination ten times, is the classic example of "doing the same thing again and again."

Doing something twice, with some changes the second time around, doesn't meet the criteria for "again and again." (1/2)
December 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
They also spoke about Nixon in 1960 and Trump in 2020.
December 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
One of many jerks in New York history; fifteen of them, including Macfadden, are profiled in this book.

books.google.com/books/about/...
Speaking Ill of the Dead: Jerks in New York History
A delightfully wicked look at the badly behaved characters who shaped the history of New York through their deeds and misdeeds.
books.google.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
[Still channeling Sean Connery]

WHAT IS IDIOTIC DOLT TREBEK?

HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW.
December 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I wouldn't expect people who are both racist and sexist to adopt a resolution that affects white men and white women the same way. (3/3)
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I think the same thing will apply here. If you start with their premise that men are to be superior to women, then white men should be free to get the subordinate they want. White women, on the other hand, would be limited to marrying white men, since Men of Color shouldn't own whites. (2/n)
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
During Japanese internment, the U.S. government had two different classifications for mixed-race families with children.

White father, Japanese mother: The mother and children can stay with the father.

Japanese father, White mother: Send the family to the internment camps. (1/n)
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Company towns for the 21st century, with workers paid in company scrip that can only be used at the company store.
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
[Channeling Sean Connery]

SUDBURY, ONTARIO

ISN'T THAT WHERE YOU'RE FROM, TREBEK?

HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
December 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The New York house of his successor, Chester Arthur (where he also took the oath of office after Garfield's death), is now an international grocery store famous enough to have its own Wikipedia article.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalusty...
Kalustyan's - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Malicious compliance: as Canada and Mexico are co-hosts, move the matches there.

Why move a match to Bismarck when Montreal and Puebla are available?
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Speaker Johnson reminds me of Michael Jordan playing baseball.
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Am I the only one thinking there are medical reasons to refrain from alcohol? Pregnant people aren't supposed to drink, for example.
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
There are people who aren't supposed to consume alcohol - pregnant people, for example. There are some medications that have very bad side effects when mixed with alcohol.
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Can it overcome nearly .100-point gaps in OBP (.457 for Judge vs. .359 for Raleigh) and SLG (.688 vs. 589)?

OPS+ comes out at 215 for Judge, 169 for Raleigh.
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Judge had big advantages in OBP (.457 vs. 359), SLG (.688 vs. 589), OPS+ (215 vs. 169), and WAR (9.7 vs. 7.4).

Judge's batting was so impressive that Raleigh's defensive value couldn't close the gap.
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Why are they standing on tiptoes?
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM