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elise 👻
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i'm just here for hmj chat 🥳 🩷💜💙
in honor of my new mattress, here is evie parkouring off my old mattress (sound on)
December 20, 2025 at 6:51 AM
why is our fascist leader interrupting the survivor finale to lie 😤
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
clair obscur is sooooor good, can't believe i waited this long to play
December 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
y'all my work holiday party is $30 and there isn't even alcohol/it's just in the office, am i an asshole if i don't pay, don't eat the food, and just hang and not work during those hours? for context they definitely don't pay me enough to spend $30 on lunch lol
December 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
snow!!!!!
December 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
cursed with deep veins, a fear of needles, and the need for regular bloodwork
December 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
perhaps i will start a gofundme that is just i'm queer, poor, in debt, and live in nyc lol like technically i have no reason to beg but life is fckin hard man and im a mentally unwell recovering addict tryna do my best with sooo much debt and no ability to pay it down in sight 🥴
December 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
update: my partner and i are financing a new mattress, time will tell if this totally bankrupts us 🙃 i do feel like this is necessary but existing in this financial climate feels increasingly perilous 😅😅😅
December 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
crashing out bc my mattress sucks and i can't sleep well bc it screws up my back but i'm too poor to get a new one!!! it's a v specific kind of hell! i slept on the couch last night and that was also bad for my back!!!
December 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
drank one beer and got in an argument on reddit with a transphobe who was criticizing cocona 🥴
December 6, 2025 at 8:12 AM
i'm a month late but lux is definitely the best album of 2025 imo
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
look at my silly baby ☺️
December 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
got rid of spotify last month but here she is
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
i will not be a class traitor! but i am missing my lil starbucks treat this morning!
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
mary cosby, the legend you are
November 23, 2025 at 7:51 AM
i am finally watching rhoslc and it is everything i hoped for
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 AM
happy to be off spotify bc ice but sad i won't have a wrapped this year lol
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 AM
feeling blessed to have a wonderful queer community because wtf, the straights are crazy 🫣 thank you for validating my sanity
November 21, 2025 at 8:32 AM
night two of the extremely straight ppl, girl yelled at me bc i call my partner "partner" ?? why does this bother u lol she made it seem like i was posing as a lesbian but in reality my partner is a masc nonbinary person & i am queer, this felt too foreign to explain
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 AM
hung out with the straightest ppl alive this evening and straight ppl are so weird??? also the casual homophobia??? (they think i'm straight)
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
i hate capitalism, i hate billionaires, so why is shark tank so addicting?
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
tell me why the hotel convenience store charged me $8 for 1 (!!!!) toothbrush
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
fantastic read that sums up my thoughts on the "male loneliness epidemic"
What Did Men Do to Deserve This?
Changes in the economy and in the culture seem to have hit them hard. Scott Galloway believes they need an “aspirational vision of masculinity.”
www.newyorker.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
i got to go to the last week tonight taping yesterday! it was 🆒
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM