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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally

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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · Sep 6

This long, multi-week Terry Pratchett post fest was brought to you by transphobia <3

Don't you come after my boy

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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 15h

Man...

I used to say, "do what you want, free country" when someone was being a dick and trying to justify their dickishness and I was just over the conversation.

That phrase has utterly lost its punch.

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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 15h

I think she's more of an Ogg, myself

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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 21h

TO FUCKING WHERE?!?!?!?!

TO WHERE??????

HES FROM HERE

IM HAVNGA STRK

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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 1d

butt touching buddies!!!

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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 1d

Chaos kitchen continues

I just throw together a bunch of spices until it smelled right. No recipes no rules!

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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 1d

She's so determined to cuddle she's wobbling trying to balance on my shin.

I hope one day they cuddle with each other. I'm kind of shocked it's going this well this fast though

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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 1d

I have a cat named French Fry.

How could I not buy this French Fry shaped scratch pad?

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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 2d

If I ever get divorced, there will be signs.

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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 2d

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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 2d

My most annoying, least favorite coworker put in her notice and I'm trying not to pop a bottle of champagne.

It's not often I don't get along with coworkers. You really gotta suck at your job before I get annoyed.

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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 3d

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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 3d

Everyone is getting along to the point where I can communal feed them without skibbidy baps!!

#feraltolapcat
#eartippedfurbabies
#savingtheecosystem

🐈🐈‍⬛️😻

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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 3d

stroke. havinga strok

Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 3d

I love crafting and craft stores.

I love Halloween.

Somehow when these two things combine though it gives me a stroke

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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 3d

Sometimes I read ridiculous, absurd novels to completely disconnect from reality.

I was reminded by fb about this one. I need to revisit this series because it's bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S

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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 4d

At 5? Mmmmmmmmmmmmaybe?

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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 4d

There's plenty of beef. I just covered it in cheese.

Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 4d

Chaos kitchen where there are no rules or recipes.

Chili and rice bowl mothertruckersq

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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 4d

My post was civics, his was more geography.

Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 4d

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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 4d

Yep, it's crazy what's going on there

Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 4d

Because "that's insane" is now my most commonly uttered phrase my kid has started mimicking me, but isn't using it quite correctly.

"You made me a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich? That's insane!"

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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 4d

I have 4 brothers....

Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 4d

I finally can point to a reason why I kept all these fucking spaghetti jars/other mason jars

Lol kiddo and I attempted art today.

Gonna fill them with faux candles.

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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 4d

I really admire Mr. Rodgers but my personality is much closer to Worf

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