Hey, gym buddy! Guess what? I found this cool new training regimen that's supposed to get you really toned.. what do ya think? It's gonna require you to do plenty of "squats" to start seeing results though~

What my chair sees everday:

You just gonna sit there and stare? I've got a much better job for that little head of yours if you just come a little closer~

A dutiful maid always assesses their hard work! S-surely Master wouldn't mind if I checked for only just a moment..