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using a field of half-seized sprats and brass-fitted nickel slits, our bracketed caps and splay-flexed brace columns vent dampers to dampening hatch depths of one-half meter from the damper crown to the spurv plinth
Amazon also doesn’t have, in the browser version, a “tap volume icon to mute/unmute” like EVERY OTHER VIDEO PLAYER EVER. have to click the fucking thing to expose the volume fader, then drag that fuckin thing all the way down or up. Infuriating.
December 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I’m more disappointed by the apparent fact that Scott Adam’s isn’t dead yet? Thought he had like Stage 17 pancreatic cancer and negative-11 months to live ages ago.
December 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Itai Sher? Yeah, Sher is a dumbass!
December 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Front end is giving Honda Civic.
December 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Uh, you’re here dude.
December 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I fucking hate this.
December 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
*twitching*
December 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I’m working through Morris’ trilogy for the first time now and god damn could that lady write. Is the Beckett book you reference here also worthwhile?
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
also, comparing Olivia self-destructing her own career and reputation to a "lynching" is quite the fucking choice.
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It's much less important than the actual topic but, relatedly: fuck is up with his fit?
December 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Up there with "Ringo Next" when Harrison died. Those little no-article-attached context-free headlines were the best. "Dildo Washed" was another fave of that genre.
December 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
the message is horrible but also what is with this dumb bitch’s accent? like mexican via baltimore, just fucking awful to hear.
December 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The nuclear-grade solipsism of these pukes is so goddamned galling.
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
counterpoint: no it doesn't
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"already tight budget" shut the fuck up you mewling bootlicking assholes Jesus fucking Christ am I sick of you cunts imputing "implications" into anything that isn't "what if we gave the worst cop in the world a third pension"
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
How do you function, being so obviously “kicked in the head by a mule” dumb?
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Yeah it’s a good one. Just offer email link OR password, lotta sites do this, that works for me.
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
“We have to get rid of passwords nobody likes passwords” well yeah but replacing them with something worse and shittier wasn’t the way, bozos (not getting on 404’s shit in particular, every fuckin shite I subscribe to does this shit now)
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The Shoresy-Laura arc is the best arc in that show.
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM