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ELIZABETH❤️‍🔥SAYRA! (do you think it's forever?)
@essiehellcat.bsky.social
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Perpetually tired cat lover, Swiftie, crafter, & gamer. I will follow back if I can figure out how you found me & that you are a real life human. I block AI. repTV is real, & I will die on that hill 🤡 (But when will then be now? ... Soon.) #TTPD23
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essiehellcat.bsky.social
It's always #caturday at my house.
A grey tabby, a grey and white patched, and a brown patch tabby cat all sleeping on a bed together.
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
essiehellcat.bsky.social
So, ever buy something "new" & just KNOW the Japanese had it 1st?

This seems 100% kawaii.

I think I love them; also, Emmy approved!
A grey tabby cat sniffing a small jar of purple star shaped lotion beads. Lavender scented!
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
essiehellcat.bsky.social
I overbaked it a touch, but I'm not on GBBO & only have myself to please: IT'S PERF.

(Unless it tastes bad, & I eat it anyway, bc I'll be damned if I did all that work for nothing.)
A slightly overbaked peach cobbler in a cast iron skillet.
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
essiehellcat.bsky.social
Let me tell you how if you want to remain friends with me, never let me know you're dissing my man, Boromir.

I can't make you love him, but he deserves respect on his name, & I will brook no Boromir slander.

#BoromirRedeemed #BoromirBestBigBrother #LotRSupremacy
Sean Bean from The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring film, after being hit with the 4th orc arrow--so, roughly the size of tree trunks--and the now broken Horn of Gondor. RIP Boromir.
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
essiehellcat.bsky.social
Semiannual* viewing is go.

(when I tell you I love this film--it is 1 film in 3 parts tyvm--it is a massive undersell of how much i love. this. film.)

*I've seen these probably 100 times since release.
molten metal being poured into a ring mold with whatever the tools that do that are called (tongs, cauldron?) Closed captioning at the bottom reads, "It began with the forfing of the Great Rings."
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
essiehellcat.bsky.social
Is it #caturday? Feels like it.

Where did my phone go?

Did you check under the cat?
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
essiehellcat.bsky.social
A follow up:
A brown patch-tabby cat laying on her right side, belly exposed, looking very tired.
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
essiehellcat.bsky.social
So, we just had playtime with a nip-based fishing toy:

(the sound is Josh Johnson's new set, but otherwise not relevant)
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
essiehellcat.bsky.social
AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH

Free gift at $100, they say.

#TaylorMerchGames
screenshot of Taylor Swift store cart totalling $99.50
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
essiehellcat.bsky.social
Stop & quote a song that has your name/nickname in the title or lyrics 🎶😌

(Easy peasy: even if I weren't named after this from 1979*, there is also Sara Smile - Hall & Oates 1975 & Sara - Starship 1986)

*also this song makes me teary eyes bc someday I won't have my mom to call
Screenshot of the lyrics to Sara - Fleetwood Mac 1975. (Oh-oh-oh) ooh, the laces (Oh-oh-oh) undoing the laces (Oh-oh-oh) Said, "Sara, you're the poet in my heart Never change, never stop" But now it's gone, it doesn't matter what for But when you build your house Oh, then call me home
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
essiehellcat.bsky.social
#JelloCat #ShesLump #ShesInMyBed
A grey & white patched cat sleeping in perfect speedbump form.
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
essiehellcat.bsky.social
AAAAAND SHE'S OUT! #ptfo
A brown, patch tabby cat sleeping on her right side, apparently passed the fuck out.
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
essiehellcat.bsky.social
Y'all...

I didn't get my 2 bighest ISOs (Eras Snowglobe & SG Vinyl Case) but, I thought what the hell, and...

No way! 🥹🤯🫶🤘
A screenshot of the Taylor Swift pending checkout screen. Says, "You're in line to check out" in bigger, bold, text, and "Estimated wait time: Less than a minute." Below that says, "Your cart" in bold (last checked 4:03 PM EST) The cart includes: 1989 (Taylor's Version) Knit Hat which is marked with a ✅ (a green checkmark) AVAILABLE. Reputation Album Snake Ear Cuff which is marked with a ✅ (a green checkmark) AVAILABLE. All I think about is Karma Snake Necklace which is marked with a ✅ (a green checkmark) AVAILABLE. A highly redacted screenshot of the sale confirmation page for Tayor Swift's merch site. I'm sorry this alt text sucks, I'm out of spoons.
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
essiehellcat.bsky.social
Behold! The elusive half-loaf.

Penelope travels pretty well She's already playing with her captive ball track toy.
A brown patch tabby cat loafing with her right paw, left paw is grounded, & ready to react.
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
essiehellcat.bsky.social
One of us doesn't travel well. 🙁

Also, there are two cats in this photo. #CamoCat
The edge of a hotel bed with a lump the size of a smaller cat on the side. (her sister is also there, but almost impossible to see bc she is a grey tabby)
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
essiehellcat.bsky.social
#CaturdayNightFever

Mood.
A grey tabby cat sleeping on her right side, her left paw curled over her face.
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
essiehellcat.bsky.social
#Caturday

GET IT, PENNY!

*warning: do not attempt this w/just any cat. I have "trained" mine that a. this is just PLAY, & b. that's MY PAW UNDER THERE! (& sometimes they get carried away, & I get got anyways). The babies are still learning these lessons.
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
essiehellcat.bsky.social
what perfect album came put the year you turned 18?

(Who Needs Sleep got me through Undergrad & Grad school)
The cover of barenaked ladies' album "Stunt" a man figure is made collage-style from clipped works.
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
essiehellcat.bsky.social
STOP! 🛑 this is a selfie checkpoint!
you MUST repost with a selfie to proceed

(literally the only pic of me on my phone, so it's what you get #sorrynotsorry )
A baby looking at the camera with her mouth and wyes wide open in shock or horror. (I don't remember)
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
essiehellcat.bsky.social
Marco Rubio wants to run for POTUS?

Little Marco? *THIS* Marco?

See also: www.miaminewtimes.com/news/7-times...

I'm sorry, but I don't see that happening for him. 😂
Secretary of State (& his myriad of other positions) sits back on a chartreuse couch. Hands folded in his lap, posture is slightly hunched, his eyes are looking to his right (at Pres. T, iinm), a frown spread across his mien.
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
essiehellcat.bsky.social
*crying* but also
Shirtless Jason Kelce, in the stands of a football stadium. Arms outstretched, beer in his right hand, left hand is balled up in a fist. He is screaming victory.
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
essiehellcat.bsky.social
The sequel:

#EverydayIsCaturday #Caturday #HumpDay
A grey and white cat sleeping in the loaf position, nose buried in her paws, eyes closed. A grey and white cat sleeping flopped over on her right side, eyes closed. PTFO
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
essiehellcat.bsky.social
A story in two parts:

#EverydayIsCaturday #caturday #humpday
A grey and white cat sleeping in the loaf position, head up, eyes closed, and smiling. A grey and white cat sleeping in the loaf position, head stretched down in front, eyes closed, and nose buried in the blanket's fringe edge.
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
essiehellcat.bsky.social
Final vote tally from the House on the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

it's a start.
picture of a TV screen showing the House of Representatives livestream vote tally for the Epstein Files Transparency Act. Republican Yeas: 216, Nays: 1, Present: 0, Non Voting: 2. Democratic Yeas: 211, Nays: 0, Present: 0, & Non Voting: 3. Total Yeas: 427, Nays: 1, Present: 1, Non Voting: 5
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
essiehellcat.bsky.social
post something lovely to manifest a good december 🤍✨

Another entry for my, "THESE ALBUMS ARE SISTERS, IF NOT TWINS" file. (also, remember the facets for Showgirl with all the different cuts of the pics?)
Taylor Swift's reputation CD laid open. The left side is a B&W picture of her in profile with messy wavy hair & dark lipstick. The right side is newsprint background behind a CD of Taylor with her hands on her face, fingers at the bridge of her nose. Taylor Swift promotional pic for The Life of a Showgirl in a green hue. There are feathers behind her, and Taylor has her hands on her face, pinky fingers at the bridge of her nose.
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM