It'll probably stink like a skunk
I'll press all the shares
See if anyone cares
Find out if my rhyming is bunk
It'll probably stink like a skunk
I'll press all the shares
See if anyone cares
Find out if my rhyming is bunk
I watch helplessly as they speed away in the back of a car trailing dust behind it.
I watch helplessly as they speed away in the back of a car trailing dust behind it.
As long as its pizza delivery and he is holding the pizza I ordered.
As long as its pizza delivery and he is holding the pizza I ordered.
What year is it?
What year is it?
(to daughter) Are you getting into hijinks?
Daughter: No, shenanigans only.
Me: That's fine. Just clean up after yourself.
(to daughter) Are you getting into hijinks?
Daughter: No, shenanigans only.
Me: That's fine. Just clean up after yourself.
#books #booksky
Top 10:
The Deluge by Stephen Markey
Less is More by Jason Hickel
Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler
My Dark Vanessa by Kate Elizabeth Russell
Goliath's Curse by Luke Kemp
Atmosphere by Taylor Jenkins Reid
More Everything Forever by Adam Becker
*orange cat does orange cat things*
Husband:
*orange cat does orange cat things*
Husband:
-Me at least 3 times a week.
-Me at least 3 times a week.
Me: Is he in possession of a large fortune?
Me: Is he in possession of a large fortune?
Behave or you're getting a furby for Christmas.
Behave or you're getting a furby for Christmas.
I gotta get up sweetie.
*starts purring louder*
I gotta get up sweetie.
*starts purring louder*